Washington, D.C. (CelebJihad.com)-- The Reverend Al Sharpton called for a boycott of Niger on Sunday, urging Americans not to travel to or purchase products from the West African nation until its government agrees to a name change.
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The other day I was dominating in tetherball against this retarded kid with no fingers and I thought to myself, "You know what? I'm a pretty nice guy to be out here in the heat like this." Then I thought, "Well shit. I do a lot of nice things basically all the time!" It's true really. I'm like a ray...
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Berlin (CelebJihad.com) -- More than 200,000 descendants of the Third Reich lined the streets of Berlin yesterday hoping to catch a glimpse of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. The...
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When you're an alcoholic, social graces are among the first things that go out the window. Followed closely by your marriage, custody of your children, your driver's license, your job, and much of the respect and love that you've accrued throughout your many years on this planet. But we're here to h...
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Every other Friday, resident Marine & entertainment reviewer, Joaquim Harold “Napalm” Jones, Gy. Sgt. USMC (Ret.) , takes a look at the shit flung on screens and out of stereos.
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