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Jayson Mattthews Washington, D.C. (CelebJihad.com)-- The Reverend Al Sharpton called for a boycott of Niger on Sunday, urging Americans not to travel to or purchase products from the West African nation until its government agrees to a name change. Read More>

Tom Oatmeal The other day I was dominating in tetherball against this retarded kid with no fingers and I thought to myself, "You know what? I'm a pretty nice guy to be out here in the heat like this." Then I thought, "Well shit. I do a lot of nice things basically all the time!" It's true really. I'm like a ray... Read More>

Jayson Mattthews Berlin (CelebJihad.com) -- More than 200,000 descendants of the Third Reich lined the streets of Berlin yesterday hoping to catch a glimpse of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. The... Read More>

Trevor Seigler The staff here at the Bates Motel would like to thank you for your choice to stay here during your vacation, and we ask that you fill out this courtesy card so that we can better serve our patrons in the future. Please circle the letter that best applies as your response. Read More>

Trevor Seigler When you're an alcoholic, social graces are among the first things that go out the window. Followed closely by your marriage, custody of your children, your driver's license, your job, and much of the respect and love that you've accrued throughout your many years on this planet. But we're here to h... Read More>

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