M.Thomas L. - view articles by this writer
Location: Kent, OH
A basement dweller. Some describe him as a weird man. From time to time he can make a person laugh. He is stained by a birthmark. This man made fun of invalids in his youth. He has been know to consume Tag-a-Long Girl Scout cookies in mass quantities. He imagines himself as Fred G. Sanford's nephew, and therefore would be Lamont's cousin. He likes hip-hop beats and sometimes speaks of a largely unknown artist named the Thought Nomad when he tells old man stories and plays chess at the neighborhood barbershop. The view from the woods is wonderous and can cause self reflection. A 7th grade pipe dream, to become a division XXVIII college basketball player. The L. is these things... and others.