Sometimes we guys do some pretty extravagant things to show our signs of love and devotion to our significant others. Sometimes those things go above and beyond the call of duty. At times, they even undermine our own manliness. Maybe we buy our ladies flowers for no particular reason other than to say, I love you. Maybe we open our ladys car door. Maybe weve tattooed our prison bitchs name on our inner thigh using a Bic pen and a syringe. Perhaps we've even taken you ladies out to a fancy dinner to celebrate our three-month anniversary." Like I said, sometimes we go above and beyond- just to show you ladies what you really mean to us.
But what happens when there is another guy in the picture? How far are you guys willing to go for your lady? You might feel that youre better than the douche bag guy who works at Old Navy. You would do things for your lady that Mr. Half Zip Polar Fleece for $19.99 wont. As Pat Benatar once said, Love is a Battlefield.
You had just better hope that douche bag guy in the Polar Fleece aint Big Ed. Because I'll tell you what I'd do. Big Ed would write your lady, a "love song." As a matter of fact, I wrote a love song just last night - a love song that shows just how far I'd go for your lady, and how I'd prove my love. A love song that goes a little something like this...Click here to listen...
Good Times Posted: 4/6/2005by: JMMFedak Yo BIG ED. Nice to see you hooked up with the displaced Kent Boys. Why am I embarassed? Posted: 4/6/2005by: Christ Why am I embarassed when Ed's the one who hatched the egg? Its like how I feel when Mammy and George know that Webster lied, but Webster doesn't know they know and he's still pressing the lie, and I feel, you know, embarassed for Webster. I feel embarassed for Ed right now. The silver lining in all this is that Ed wants us to feel this way (notice the placement of his middle finger in the photo?). So, kudos, Ed, for a job poorly/well done! ed u suck !!!! Posted: 4/5/2005by: heywood Ed - please do not write another article Real Estate Pimp Posted: 4/5/2005by: Gabe Its sucked. Plain and simple. Sorry Ed. I thought.. Posted: 4/5/2005by: eric It was kinda funny...
