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I'm pretty sure that Crapient is one of their clients.
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Now you can play the Kevin Bacon game online. Just type in any actor and it will eventually lead back to the Bac-man himself.

Play it at work!
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Hey there all you Phat Phree Phreaks. Need a body bag for your debaucherous activities that I don't want to know about? Here ya go!!
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For Christ's sake, don't skip the intro.
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Sometimes comedy groups are really good.

I'm serious with this statement. Sometimes you will see a comedy group that will make you say, "Damn, that was funny and GOOD"

These comedy groups that make you laugh are few and far between these days, but I saw a group 'Hard and Phirm' perform about a year ago at The Improv in Los Angeles, and they left me with a stomach ache from laughing. I remember telling all my friends about them, but couldn't seem to find them anywhere on the internet to find out where they were playing next.

Well, just recently I found out why I couldn't find their website on the internet. The whole time I was typing in "Hard and Firm" when they actually spelled their name, "Hard 'N Phirm". How stupid of me...I should have known they were cool enough to use a "Ph" instead of an "F"

Check this group out if you are in Los Angeles on Friday, October 28th @ 11pm: at the UCB Theater. (Phat Phree Seal Of Approval)



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Evil is no match for "Solsbury Hill".
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And here I thought Potted Meat Food Product was the stupidest thing you could eat from a can. Thanks to Mark Watt for sending us this one.
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If you find yourself in Minneapolis some time in the next two months, 1) I'm sorry and 2) Check out this play.
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I've never really trusted Siskel, Ebert, Shalit, or any of those other douchebag "conventional" movie critics. However, as a man who was raised by television in the 1980's, I do trust two old grouchy muppets. And you should to.
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Without a doubt the stupidest, most absurd idea ever seriously presented to the world. You will be stupider for having read it, but you won't be able to stop. This theory is put forth by the maker of the "non-reversing mirror" in a thinly veiled attempt to add some legitimacy to his ridiculous product.
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