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I love the other monk's suggestion... I feel terrible for laughing.
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The masthead of the site declares that it is "dedicated to rebutting the op-eds of Maureen Dowd". Dowd, just in case you don't know, is the shrieking, misandrist c--t who befouls the New York Times editorial page twice a week with her garbage columns (she's pissed at men because Michael Douglas dumped her for Catherine Zeta-Jones a few years ago). The rebuttals themselves are the picture of restraint and decorum, almost disconcertingly so; it seems a waste of time to diss Dowd in such a measured way, almost like using a bunker-buster to clear a tree stump in the backyard. When I read Dowd, I just wish death on her and move on.

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He was the great author of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Our boy-Mike L's favorite movie)

It has been reported that Thompson shot himself at the age 67.

Checkout the story on MSN.com by clicking the link above

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I loved the old United States Football League. They played their games in the spring and summer, and for a lifelong football junkie like myself, a few more months of wall-to-wall pigskin action was like the proverbial "manna from heaven". Alas, my older brother (The Official Mentor of the Sporting Whiner) felt different. Every time he caught me watching the New Jersey Generals game (Donald Trump's Generals, featuring Herschel Walker, were my favorite USFL team), he would crack on me; "You watching the Useless Football League again?" "How's the Useless Football League going, dick?".

If you loved the USFL like I did, check out this site.

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As a precursor for my upcoming article about diggin' for beats, I'd like to recommend waxpoetics.com. Wax Poetics is a quartlerly magazine that is 75% vinyl culture and 25% hip-hop culture. If you prefer rhythm driven music like funk and hip-hop, Wax Poetics is going to help you out infinitely in finding new musical heros to celebrate and new tracks to get your feets movin'. Before you make your next trip to the record shop, stop at Wax Poetics and take note... you'll hear the difference.
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It is August 5, 2001. Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN. The Seattle Mariners, on their way to an American League-record 116 wins, are in town. The M's score four runs in the second and eight more in the third to take a 12-0 lead. Seattle still leads 14-2 going into the bottom of the seventh. Then, in the Indians' half of the seventh, the Impossible Return begins. If you're an Indians fan, try listening to Tom Hamilton call the bottom of the ninth without getting JACKED, even now. As he says, "it's unbelievable!"
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I dig this site, because after twenty minutes of reading the posts, I always want to find a chick and knock her out. Still, I can't figure out who the bigger assholes are- the guys who post, or the women they post about. The best piece of advice the dudes have for us lovelorn types is, "Forget AW (American woman). Go to the Philipines/Thailand/Russia, and find a nice FW (foreign woman)!" Oh, that's it? And for Romeo Crennel can have a winning season for the Browns in 2005, all he has to do is bring in Tom Brady, Deion Branch, Tedy Bruschi, and Corey Dillon. Some of us don't have the option of flying around the world just to bust a nut, do we?
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You might be asking, "Why is there a davidsoul.com?" I say, "Because we need one." GO DAVID SOUL- GO!
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Recently while surfing the Internet for information about the probability the earth is actually flat I found the following disclaimer on a website called TalkOrigins:

DISCLAIMER:
This article is not advocating flat-earth theory, nor is it attempting to show that most or even many creationists believe in a flat Earth. It simply illustrates that there are still real people who think Earth is flat. The TalkOrigins Archive does not support or endorse the views of the International Flat Earth Society.
Please do not send us feedback to tell us that the Earth is a sphere; we are already aware of this fact.
Because our feedback system has been overburdened with disgruntled readers who apparently must complain to someone, we have taken the liberty of disabling the feedback links from this page.

-end disclaimer

So two facts exist:
1. There are folks who believe the earth is flat.
2. This belief infuriates those who think its circular.

Personally I believe the earth is a globe. Someone told me at an early age that because a ship approaching on the horizon displays the top of its mast first the earth must be round. That was good enough for me. However I cannot prove its circularity. I lack the capacity.

Truth is, it wasnt until I found out that Flat Earth folks made people angry that I started to doubt my own beliefs. Im not the type to get upset of simple schematics so I must give way to the possibility that the sphere-earth theory is a lie. My belief in it does not make it true anymore. I am lost in a world with no sure shape.
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