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Some funny baseball quotes. All Cub related, but pretty universally funny.
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Holy crap! There is this new site I just found that is awesome. You guys are gonna be so stoked that I hipped you to this. Man, you owe me.
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For all your pimpin' needs. Gotta keep that pimp hand strong. Hoes beware, I will curb your ass for illegal eyeballin'!
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You know... People who get really drunk at office parties are idiots. Seriously, what the fuck are you thinking?
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Look out Stewart Scott. Brian Collins is coming for you.
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Um, do you want to break the bad news to Bones, or should I?




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A menagerie of video clips that features people binging and purging their pain away.
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What if you wrote what you WANTED to write in high school? Here they are...and either actually turned in or well-faked.
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How polluted is your town? Its probably horrific. Do you fucking care?
Type in your zip code and find out. Its so funny it might scare you.

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Need to shed those unwanted pounds? C'mon! Get in shape with Carl Lewis! "Let's all work together. You can't win on your own. No...."
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