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So you think you hate horses? Well, trust me, not as much as this guy does.
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One German man's fantasies about covering Roy Orbison in Saran Wrap. Includes links to covering Roy Orbison in cling film haikus. It makes all that Deep Space Nine erotic Fan Fiction look like Judy F---ing Blume.
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Which of the world's three hottest animals would you do?
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Ever found a dead cat frozen on your doorstep? Me neither, but thanks to this site, now I know what to do.
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Who else was wondering what the heck Dave Coulier's been up to lately? Now you can find out.
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Still pissed about that "worst loss"? Now you can spit in the face of history and find redemption. Sort of.

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I love my dogs, but this is fucking ridiculous.
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Poor rabbits... poor silly, delicious rabbits.
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That's right. The Phat Phree's own Jason Mulgrew has made People's 50 Hottest Bachelors list this year. Over the years I have noticed a steep decline in the quality of People Magazine, but now it just getting ridiculous. Seriously though, congrats to Jason.
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Before the aliens and L. Ron have her completely, we must save Katie Holmes!
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