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by: The Phat Phree Staff -- Here we are again… It’s top 50 list time at the Phat Phree! So it was just Easter, and I said, “Hey, let’s give Ol’ Jesus something to rise from the dead for; let’s give him a top 50 list for the ages!”
by: Juan Turlington -- There were few things that I thought were more awesome than the Transformers back when I was a kid. I was also a Gobots fan, sort of by default, because my parents wouldn’t always buy me the more expensive robots in disguise.
 
   
(Comments 1-10 out of 19)

I'd rather be fuckin than noble anyday
Posted: 4/6/2006

i am an indian (some of us don't mind that word but its safer to use native american or whatever it is this month) and i thought this was funny. heres my idea: "doesn't that look like the guy who mommy buys her herbal supplements from?" "you mean when she always makes us wait in the van for so ong?" Seriously, have you seen that dolt whos the father? You know shes just aching for a young buck to do her up right. John Redcorn lives!

Me
Posted: 4/5/2006

Well, you're right about one thing, sir. I do enjoy a good big mac. And I only fucked my sister once, and that was to teach her how. So thats one and a half things, I guess. Silly internet fantom! Hillbilly jokes are for kids!

Checkers
Posted: 4/5/2006

HEEEEHAAAWWW
The south will rise again dadgun right! We's borrowed all our money from China now but we's gonna rule the whole world. Just as soon is I get mah pecker outta mah sister's pie hole and put down the shine. Then i gots ta shop at Walmart, finish this here big mac and doggone it pray to our trailer trash queen Britney Spears. She's good people.

How do you circumcise Checkers? Kick his brother in the chin.


Poor Injuns.
Posted: 4/5/2006

Shoulda fought harder, fuckers.

NN
Posted: 4/5/2006

Hit a nerve there boy? Not finding it funny I guess? I don't give a crap what that fucktard writes under that shitty little cartoon but I can shoot back.


Check this!
Posted: 4/4/2006

Here's my take on this one.
"Aren't these totem poles cool?"
"Sure are!"
"Mommy better quit dickin' around before I slap the shit out of her."


F*CKTARD
Posted: 4/4/2006

You gotta be kidding me. If you're going to be a racist idiot at least be funny about it. Seriously. That's about as funny as using the "N" word. And way easier to get away with too.





Pokeherhotass
Posted: 4/4/2006

It's always funny...until it's about you, right?

Bignick
Posted: 4/4/2006

You sho are a witty feller ain't ya boy. Now go bleach dem sheets and yer pointy hood real good. Don't youse got a cross ta burn tonight? Den go on home and pork yer sister.

Dumbass


must use yoga
Posted: 4/4/2006

Is mommy getting her free jar of Lakota Lube with the purchase of these?

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