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by: The Phat Phree Staff -- Here we are again… It’s top 50 list time at the Phat Phree! So it was just Easter, and I said, “Hey, let’s give Ol’ Jesus something to rise from the dead for; let’s give him a top 50 list for the ages!”
by: Juan Turlington -- There were few things that I thought were more awesome than the Transformers back when I was a kid. I was also a Gobots fan, sort of by default, because my parents wouldn’t always buy me the more expensive robots in disguise.
 
   
(Comments 1-10 out of 12)

TICKLE ME
Posted: 3/31/2006

MOMMY WHY IS THIS TH ING FLICKING?

Massage?
Posted: 3/31/2006

" Mommy can you give me one of those good massages like daddy does for me?"


Awww
Posted: 3/31/2006

C'mon!!! Its my favorite thing to do, despite it being totally rude to the original author.

I really did like yours Jason. I have a problem.


christine
Posted: 3/31/2006

you are like old school tyson.. you arent allowed to "compete" in the comics anymore... hands down winner... AGAIN.

Or
Posted: 3/31/2006

"Mommy, I don't think we should go through daddy's drawers anymore. This week its longer. . . . and pink"

Or...
Posted: 3/31/2006

Mommy, you can get all the sticky juice off by sucking it like this.

Or
Posted: 3/31/2006

"I'm ready to go at least two sizes bigger. And make this one in black..."

Nice
Posted: 3/31/2006

I just noticed the gun in the drawer.

-
Posted: 3/31/2006

Mommy, this shit is straight minor league.
Let me get you my "Shawn Michaels".


What about...
Posted: 3/31/2006

Mommy, Billy says these Pez taste like cootchy juice.

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