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by: The Phat Phree Staff -- Here we are again… It’s top 50 list time at the Phat Phree! So it was just Easter, and I said, “Hey, let’s give Ol’ Jesus something to rise from the dead for; let’s give him a top 50 list for the ages!”
by: Juan Turlington -- There were few things that I thought were more awesome than the Transformers back when I was a kid. I was also a Gobots fan, sort of by default, because my parents wouldn’t always buy me the more expensive robots in disguise.
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Top Rated (100 votes): Most Emailed:
1Look At My Striped Shirt!
2The NFL All Criminal Team
3Top 50 Ways to Get Fired
4Seriously, Get This Sweater Off of Me.
5You Can't Plinko For Shit You Dumb Whore
1Look At My Striped Shirt!
2Seriously, Get This Sweater Off of Me.
3The NFL All Criminal Team
4The 50 People Who Need a Vicious Beating
5Thank You Happy Hour Heroes
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Ah, Except that
Posted: 4/6/2006 by: Tom A
I didn't say which Charlie.

And yet, you knew...
BTW
Posted: 4/6/2006 by: Charlie
I am working on a Judge Parker: The Jacket feature that will be choose your own adventure.

Stay tuned.
How did I end up getting into Tom A's comment?
Posted: 4/6/2006 by: Charlie
What the hell?
jesus christ, mathews
Posted: 4/5/2006 by: deuce
i'd go ahead and change your name to "stan lee" if i was you.. you are on fire this week.
Calling Charlie!!!
Posted: 4/5/2006 by: Milton
What do we have to do to get 'The Jacket' back????

I see the Judge and I get excited. Now Im stuck in the airport with a 3 hour delay, shitty coffee, crying babies and fanny packs. Friggin sweeeeet.

Show some love, brutha!!
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