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(Comments 1-5 out of 7)

Or
Posted: 4/3/2006 by: Tom A
uhhh....

Who am I kidding - I can't improve on any of these (including the original).

Good comedy, people.

OR
Posted: 4/3/2006 by: MG
"I told you Red...a little Dennis spunk will clear that right up"

Or
Posted: 4/3/2006 by: asdf
I'm sorry, I always forget you're not supposed to donkey punch from the missionary position.

OR
Posted: 4/3/2006 by: Dave C.
"I hope you put on waterproof mascara, because I'm gonna rub one out all over your face."

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Posted: 4/3/2006 by: Christine
"Say. . . .don't worry about the makeup. I'm gonna do you doggie style."