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by: The Phat Phree Staff -- Here we are again… It’s top 50 list time at the Phat Phree! So it was just Easter, and I said, “Hey, let’s give Ol’ Jesus something to rise from the dead for; let’s give him a top 50 list for the ages!”
by: Juan Turlington -- There were few things that I thought were more awesome than the Transformers back when I was a kid. I was also a Gobots fan, sort of by default, because my parents wouldn’t always buy me the more expensive robots in disguise.
 
   
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I Don't Know Why
Posted: 4/26/2006

but I can't stop laughing at Some Guy's comment - it must be near the end of the day.

P.S. What kind of a fish was it?


Not really out of the ordinary...
Posted: 4/26/2006

Oh like I'm the only one who's ever stuck a fish in their ass. I mean come on. I think Aquaman and I should hang out. I've got several movies that he'd like. I have "Flipper my Clit" and "10,000 Leagues Under My Sack" and "The Lolita Mermaid".

Flash
Posted: 4/26/2006

Once bet me $1000 that he could rub one out, and circle the Earth in the time it took me to snort six lines.

Not only did I lose that bet, Flash gave me the sandwich that he made, in his spare time, as a consolation prize.

Turkey and swiss on a Kaiser, with perfectly spread Gulden's.


Oh!
Posted: 4/26/2006

And there go eleven more!

the flash
Posted: 4/26/2006

would have whacked off 11 times in the amount of time it took me to post this.

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