Fratire! I'm reading fratire! You boys need a jack?
When I first heard "fratire," I thought some Asian guy had run his car over a sharp nail, but thats me, Im racist.
No, fratire is a cleverly invented word that mashes together fraternity and satire.
I take umbrage with the fact that Im part of an outfit labeled "fratire." So what if I was in a "fraternity." They just want to brand me like a cow in a heard of other unidentifiable cows. I'll bet theyd love that. Maybe take a hot branding iron and sizzle those Greek letters right into my flesh. Yeah, I bet theyd like to brand those letters right on my arm on top of my fraternity letters tatoo.
The point is, is that its funny the way Asians, or chinks, if you will, pronounce Ls like Rs and vice versa. And they are terrible drivers, so its perfectly logical that an Asian would get a flat tire. In fact, I bet there is an Asian somewhere right now with a flat tire. Shit, there is billions of em in China last I heard. Auto insurance must be through the roof in China.
To paraphrase a great man, Homer Simpson, my racism is ironic. And if you dont get that, well youre as stupid as a damn Polock.
Fratire. There werent many funny kids in my fraternity. That might be because I was in a nationally Jewish fraternity. Insert joke about: being too busy to be funny because they were counting all their money, here.
Why do we need to label comedy? Do we scare you? Are you afraid and uncertain of the nimble and versatile comedy de force that is the Phat Phree? We need to stop this small way of thinking. We need to learn to be nonjudgmental. People, lets tearn down the walls of comedy! Because, I dont want to live in a world that has to assign a certain stigma to everything. I want to live in a world without labels or stereotypes or gays. Lesbians are cool, though. Well, not real lesbians. Just the ones with blond extensions, fake boobs and rose scented dildos.
I was at the 7/11 just the other day and Habib, behind the counter (No shit the guys name is Habib. Or maybe its Bernie) gives me a dirty look for buying maple syrup and a bag of Doritos. He probably thinks Im staying up all night with a three-foot hand blown glass bong wiriting fratire, when clearly I should by blueprinting bong-bombs and jihading my balls off, for God of course.
What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Not much really, but I wanted to take a jab at the Arabs, and this article is running really short. Short like an Asian! Brought it all back for you.
And before you get all prim and proper, and high and mighty, like a complete non-greek system bleeding hearted pussywagon, I'll have you know that I'm a half Asian, quarter Polish, twelve and a half percent chink, mostly Arabic, kinda Jewish, full blown gay-lesbian. And above all, fraterrific!
yeah.... Posted: 11/7/2006by: matt all missed the joke. look up "irony" before you comment. idiots. ... Posted: 11/3/2006by: Kiley Dear "..."
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You can't be fucking serious. You want to live in a world without stereotypes? Hmm...
"The point is, is that its funny the way Asians, or chinks, if you will, pronounce Ls like Rs and vice versa".
"Auto insurance must be through the roof in China."
Great world, huh? double standard hippo Posted: 11/2/2006by: Still Angry and asian So my comment wont get posted? Is it because I use the word N I $ $ A in the body? SO, you wont use that slur but CHINK is ok? Fucking hypocrite. As I said in my last comment (that you wont post-spam posts are ok tho?) the word CHINK is the equivalent (to an asian) of the word ni$$a to a balck person. But you would never use that word? Coward. Just so you know, Id could kick your head clean off your body and would if you called me that to my face. Bad driver jokes and Robster Craw jokes are funny but using chink is an insult. Go eff your mother you inbred honkey biyotch. My homepage Posted: 11/2/2006by: Jean Good design! My homepage | Please visit
