Dude, I fucking love USC! I never miss a Trojans game. Theyre like the Dave Matthews Band of college football! I would have gone to school there, but you know, politics. My Dad even went there. Last year for Christmas, I got him one of those USC Dad t-shirts, because, you know, hes my Dad and he went to USC. I think he must have really liked it, because I saw him start to cry a little when he opened it.
A lot of haters out there seem to think this years team isnt quite as badass as our recent teams have been, but hey, those teams won like one-and-a-half national championships, and wouldve had the threepeat if the refs hadnt screwed us so bad in last years Rose Bowl. I mean, come on, nobody runs on my boys like that without some holding by the O-line. Especially not a quarterback! Throw a flag bro! But man, those were the days. We were like, better than some NFL teams back then. Now that Leinart is playing for the Cardinals, theyre totally my squad when it comes to the pros. I mean, if USC is the Dave Matthews Band of football, then hes like, well, Dave Matthews. Or maybe Tim Reynolds, because, you know, hes not really in the band or whatever, but hes still awesome! I saw him at this club once, and I was like Matt! Bro! Fight on! and he was like, Fuck off, loser. It was amazing! Hes like the best NFL quarterback from USC since Todd Marinovich. I saw him once too, only he was in the alley behind the club with Michael Irvin and that fat Russian dude who kicks for the Raiders. I think they must have been secretly helping Todd plan his comeback.
Anyway, this years team is still sweet! Its awesome how theyre totally keeping games close just to give the fans a little excitement. My girlfriend made this sweet t-shirt that says Booty-licious! Shes totally creative. The last time I went to get my hair frosted, my regular girl was out, so she took over and the rest is history! And shes almost as big a fan as I am. She knows like every guy on the team. One time, I even heard her telling one of her friends she didnt know how anyone could ever handle Dwayne Jarretts size. Im sure all those corners on the other teams know just what you mean, babe! Is she cool or what?
Well, time to hit the tailgate party action! I couldnt get tickets to the game, and Im not allowed in Dads suite since showing my Sword of Troy to that waitress. She totally looked 18! Anyway, Im gonna get wasted with my boys and sport my Leinart jersey over at the UCLA game. Fight on!
Justin, I'll make a note Posted: 11/2/2006by: Tangent Guy to check back with you after Nov. 18. I'm actually having some of my boyz who are Cal alums over to catch the game. No, I didn't invite That Guy: my wife has banned him for dragging his junk through the onion dip.
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nice call you goddamn pussy. i dont want to watch football players reading, i want to see them fucking play. whats next? youre blissful cause players dont get arrested? Tangent Posted: 10/27/2006by: Justin P Actually, I feel pretty good nowadays as a Cal fan. We seem to be turning into a legitmate and consistently competetive program, and, unlike SEC powerhouses and schools like USC, our players can read. My spleen is quite blissfully in tact.
