I want to party with Michael Irvin. Hes a cool fucking cat. Look at him taunt Steve Young. Yeah, its friendly banter, but you know deep down Michael Irvin and Steve Young both know a quarterback aint shit without a playmaking receiver. Fucking Mormon shit head. Who the fuck adopts a religion based entirely on chicks not putting out? Not Michael Irvin.
I want to party with Michael Irvin. I know hes older, and has found God, but hes gotta have something left in the tank. Fuck, man, he went to the U. You dont go to the U, and then lose your touch. You dont just stop being a Playmaker. You think Michael Irvin was serious that time he got caught in the hotel room with two hookers, an oz. of bud, and enough coke to stay up for three days straight? That was just a warm-up.
I want to party with Michael Irvin. Hes fucking hilarious. Hes not high on himself. Hes high on life. Michael Irvins got nothing to prove to anyone. Hes got three Super Bowl rings. Do you know how much ass hed pull? Seriously, Id just sit in the VIP room across the table from Michael Irvin, and within eight seconds, Id have all kinds of hot ass asking if I was holding. Maybe nine seconds, for an ugly motherfucker like me, but hey, I can wait. Id definitely wait nine seconds to wield the awesome power afforded to those who party with Michael Irvin. Id do a line while I waited.
I want to party with Michael Irvin. I want to do coke all night long, and see how I stack up with a thoroughbred like Michael Irvin. Im sure he could walk the white sidewalks like nothing Ive ever seen. Hed run a fly route down those sidewalks, punctuated by pointing both arms up at the sky. THAT would be fucking cool just to blow snow in the presence of greatness, instead of my usual asshole friends.
I want to party with Michael Irvin. Because Im sure Nate Newton will show up at some point. With pit bulls. And a van containing 213 lbs. of pot. I would smoke the pot with Nate Newton and Michael Irvin. And maybe Jay Novacek.
I want to party with Michael Irvin. Id wear a full-length mink coat and a tack-sharp suit with the mini tie like Michael Irvin. Hed be really accepting to my needs, Im sure. Wed connect. He really seems like such a nice guy.
Michael Irvin If youre reading this, I want to party with you. Plus, Ill take the rap when you get busted. That's right Michael Irvin - Say it was mine. Yes, the pipe, too. Besides, Ill have the mink coat to wear to my court date. I categorically agree with you that the problem with any underachieving football team is it's lack of a playmaking receiver. Lets party.
Im not sure what kinds of crazy shit wed get into (besides, of course, doing blow off hookers asses) but I do know this: Well get caught. You always get caught, Michael Irvin. But I want to party with you anyway.
I have and it's great Posted: 11/5/2006by: uh-huh I have partied with Michael Irvin. I live in CT and some of best strip clubs in this state are not too far from the ESPN studios. A friend and I were in one of these establishments, had Charlie with us, and happened to bump into the Playmaker himself. My friend just outright asked Irvin if he'd like to do lines with us. To my surprise (why was I surprised?) Irvin gladly accepted and we were soon blowing lines in the champagne room with strippers and Michael Irvin. One of Irvin's boys strongly advised us against taking any photos much to my regret. However is you are ever in boring as hell Bristol, CT, hit up a strip club on the Berlin Tpke. You may run into Michael Irvin. Free Sex Posted: 11/2/2006by: Free Sex>all Free Sex Free Sex Posted: 11/1/2006by: Free Sex>all Free Sex My homepage Posted: 10/30/2006by: Greg Well done! My homepage | Please visit ha! Posted: 10/30/2006by: deuce was i too subtle?
wow. good answer. but USC's slide (last 3-4 games) cost them nothing in the rankings.. which, is gay.
however, i can't think of anything more "stylish" than 2 come-from-behind victories. (granted both were teams that should have been handled) deuce Posted: 10/30/2006by: Tom A Was that your imitation of the late, great Phil Hartman's imitation of Ronny Reagan?
Actually, I got it, and see the point. And I agree, for the most part. I suppose the response would be that when ND lost to Michigan in week 3, there were a bunch of undefeated teams so it was tough not to stick ND behind many of them. Also, they got thumped, at home. SC loses this week, but there aren't many undefeated teams, or even that many legit ones with one loss.
ND will get its chance to show where they belong in the rankings over the next four weeks. interesting, tom a Posted: 10/30/2006by: deuce also, when ranked #2 in the country, and beaten by the #11 team at the time garners a knock out of the top 10 in week 2-3, how does the #3 team in the country get beaten by an unranked team in week 9 (that caps off a 3 game shakedown - that barely draws mention in the press- to show that said #3 team does NOT belong there) remain in the top 10???
p.s . WVU's move ahead of USC to #3 is about 3 weeks late. P.S. Posted: 10/30/2006by: Tom A Anyone else notice that antony has not-so-mysteriously disappeared following the precipitous plummetting of his Georgia Bulldogs to the depths of the SEC?
Does a loss to Vandy, at home, actually make one spontaneously combust? Solid Effort, Posted: 10/30/2006by: Tom A Mr. Thaxton (but how come the article doesn't have your sign off? Should be there).
A year or so back, the d-bags on ESPN were each picking the best player ever at each position. Everyone believed, as they should, that the one position where there simply was no debate (and that it could pretty mcuh be skipped over) was at WR. But Irvin picked himself.
I didn't need an excuse to stop watching that crap for good, but that was it, anyway. fucking awesome Posted: 10/30/2006by: deuce i think "the playmaker" and "neon dieon" have an inside joke on THE ENTIRE WORLD of who can wear the most ridiculous suit on tv and get away with it.
