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3 Climax, PA

We couldn't get a solid number for a place in Climax, so we had to settle for some place that was listed as Climax's best pizza joint, right outside of Climax. On a side note, we're pretty sure that the girl on the phone was ready to party and would have let us have sex with her if we asked her.




4 Lickdale, PA

The Lickdale campground's staff is clueless.




5 Blue Ball, PA

No shit. There's a place called Blue Ball Pennsylvania. Unfortunately, when we called the Blue Ball Bed and Breakfast, we fucked up and didn't record the first half of a funny phone call. The painful part was when we realized this halfway through and had to rehash everything all over again with this poor guy. This was the only one we actually felt kind of bad about because the dude was just trying to get some business for the Blue Ball and we think he was genuinely hurt. Ah well.




6 Moreheadsville, PA

Again, we found a lot of addresses but no solid phone numbers for Moreheadsville, so we worked with what we had.


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Is an astounding name, up there with Annalisa Ellis.

Fath always brings it, and congrats on a subject that will kill with the lower IQ commenters.

DLamp, perhaps Gobbler's Knob could be your fantasy team name.

Game: Today, end each post with a line from a song. Level of coherence is irrelevant.

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I grew up in PA, and I'm proud that we have more sexually charged town names than any other state in the nation. Also, we have a California University and an Indiana University in Pennsylvania. That's right bitches, we don't care if that's what you named your state, what are you gonna do?
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Funny town names and signs are much more humorous when passed unexpectantly and when one is a little "punchy" from sitting in a car for multiple hours at a time. I thouroghly enjoy passing a "safty pullout" sign or "dry beaver creek" on a roadie, but when you tell people about the signs - it gets a polite chuckle at most. The pictures did help.

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Was my favorite part of any of the calls. I likey.

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Listen to any of these. I will have to do it tonight.

Me and some friends drove to Intercourse just to take lude pictures. its hysterical. the people who live there do not feel its as funny. and they made fun of us more than we could of them.

there is also a Corny, PA. this cracks me up. Hi, I live in Corny PA. I go to Corny Highschool and play football for the Corny Wildcats. Ha!

In honor to a concert I will be attending tonight:

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Christine,

How can you afford to go to that concert?

P.S. Say hi to Sting for me.
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Great line. Other poor family vacations?
The mall
The zoo
Dairy Queen
A softball tournament

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It was only 70 bucks. I will have several nose bleeds tonight I'm sure, but whatever.
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Sorry vert.



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