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Carl Edwards said
SKIPPACK, WA - A community college student planned a school shooting, but apparently lacked the motivation to follow through. Carl Wesley Edwards was taken into custody Wednesday morning after his stepfather reported him to local police. The man became suspicious of his stepson when he was searching through the twenty-four year old's basement bedroom and found a hand-drawn map of the school, a case of .22 caliber ammunition, and a half-written manifesto. "The boxes of bullets is what really did it for me." says Edwards's stepfather. "He started a paper route earlier this month, but then he quit. I think he was saving up to buy the gun."
When asked about the incomplete manifesto he found, Edwards's stepfather stated that he was not too worried about it. "Well, it wouldn't be the first time we found some of Carl's unfinished work. He started a novel last winter. I don't think he even got past the first page. Boy couldn't even finish a grocery list."
Known in cyberspace as "CarlSaysFTW", the majority of Carl's social life existed online. Several of his internet "buddies" were contacted during the investigation but only one replied by saying "Carl seemed like a pretty normal guy. The only thing I didn't like about him was that he always signed off in mid-conversation." He frequented video game and film message boards as well as several social networking sites. The "about me" section of the young man's myspace page states "I'll think of something cool to put here later."
According to one of Edwards's neighborhood friends, Brent Lesman, Edwards mentioned the idea of the planned school shooting several times. "Yeah, he told me he was thinking about doing something crazy like that a few weeks back, but I didn't really think anything of it. I mean, two years ago he told me he was writing a screenplay, and nothing ever came of that." Lesman claims that he could think of no motive that his friend may have had for plotting the small-scale massacre. "I can't imagine that he had time to make any enemies. He only had class twice a week."
Though the potential for Edward's to actually complete his mission was apparently lacking, his stepfather felt that a crisis was avoided. "If I hadn't been searching around the basement for the laundry detergent, I never would've found this stuff and several people would've died. I thought I'd rather be safe than sorry. I always told my wife, if that boy ever learned to apply himself, he'd be dangerous."
Digger is not at work today, please don't bother him requesting any stories. All he can say is that he "stabbed" them both on seperate nights (Fri - 18 year old, Sat - Old Bitch). Digger wishes he never stabbed "Old Bitch". She won't stop calling him. He now is in love with "18 year-old". The "old bitch" is a lunatic!!
Digger, is currently at home under the covers and very scared!
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Norristown, PA
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:01:22 PM
The only way out is to find a friend to take a bullet for you. He has to throw her back out and then she'll cling to him and leave you alone. Ideally, it will be one of your friends thats coming off a long term relationship or someone that has been pitching a shutout for so long he won't care what he gets.
On an unrelated note, how far away does DC live from you?
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Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:08:13 PM
Christine is always right. The only way to get out of this is to become the biggest dickhead of all time and be as mean as possible so that she won't want you anymore. You have to tell her you boned someone else the next night and that you are involved now. and you better pray to god that you did not knock this old bitch up.
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Ventura, CA
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:12:11 PM
TMAN - Denver, Colorado = WOW. Same with Vale. Holy shit.
So I was in Vegas Staurday night with my buddy and I swear to god, I have never seen so many Guido clones in my life. Apparently, the new style for chicks in Vegas is to be in perpetual nipple slip mode. This caused me to go in to full-speed pervert gear. Al lI could do the entire night was stare at hot chicks boobages. My spank-bank is now filled to the brim.
Sorry, I am soo sacred I am hiding from myself. I keep thinking to myself "What will the old bitch do next if I keep ignoring her?". She left a note on my car this morning. I saw the note then looked around the parking lot and bolted back in the house. I haven't left the house since. I am sitting here practicing fake voices and talking to myself in 3rd person.
Filth are you talking about DC or Shit Sand? I am approx 14 miles east of Washington DC.
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