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SKIPPACK, WA - A community college student planned a school shooting, but apparently lacked the motivation to follow through. Carl Wesley Edwards was taken into custody Wednesday morning after his stepfather reported him to local police. The man became suspicious of his stepson when he was searching through the twenty-four year old's basement bedroom and found a hand-drawn map of the school, a case of .22 caliber ammunition, and a half-written manifesto. "The boxes of bullets is what really did it for me." says Edwards's stepfather. "He started a paper route earlier this month, but then he quit. I think he was saving up to buy the gun."
When asked about the incomplete manifesto he found, Edwards's stepfather stated that he was not too worried about it. "Well, it wouldn't be the first time we found some of Carl's unfinished work. He started a novel last winter. I don't think he even got past the first page. Boy couldn't even finish a grocery list."
Known in cyberspace as "CarlSaysFTW", the majority of Carl's social life existed online. Several of his internet "buddies" were contacted during the investigation but only one replied by saying "Carl seemed like a pretty normal guy. The only thing I didn't like about him was that he always signed off in mid-conversation." He frequented video game and film message boards as well as several social networking sites. The "about me" section of the young man's myspace page states "I'll think of something cool to put here later."
According to one of Edwards's neighborhood friends, Brent Lesman, Edwards mentioned the idea of the planned school shooting several times. "Yeah, he told me he was thinking about doing something crazy like that a few weeks back, but I didn't really think anything of it. I mean, two years ago he told me he was writing a screenplay, and nothing ever came of that." Lesman claims that he could think of no motive that his friend may have had for plotting the small-scale massacre. "I can't imagine that he had time to make any enemies. He only had class twice a week."
Though the potential for Edward's to actually complete his mission was apparently lacking, his stepfather felt that a crisis was avoided. "If I hadn't been searching around the basement for the laundry detergent, I never would've found this stuff and several people would've died. I thought I'd rather be safe than sorry. I always told my wife, if that boy ever learned to apply himself, he'd be dangerous."
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12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:24:32 PM
You made your bed, lie in it.
Now back to me!
So Tom A wasted no time and got proper fucked up. I didn't eat anything, which is never good and was tipsy by my 4th drink. We talked about all you guys in great detail. And we took some pictures, but he's blocked out in every one so you will never see his face. Its pretty funny.
I had to eat some french fries before I passed out.
Then we decided to paint the town red and went off to find another place to get drunker. The place we picked was The Blarney Stone. The outside of the bar is used in the movie Big Daddy so I thought it would be a fun time.
big mistake.
It was a fucking dive. there were only 3 old men in it and they all looked like they were jerking off. The bar maid had orange teeth and a sad irish brogue. I went to pee and instantly got ass aids in the bathroom. at this point, Antony called me, he was so fucked up I gave the phone directly to Tom, who seemed so sad that I did this. I think we may have just hung up on him. Tom told him not to get in his car, but you know Georgians.
I thought I was following your advise by not having sex with them on the same night. Ain't that what you meant?
Somebody on the TPP said something about the "old bitch" is probably a good lay. I was drunk and tempted. She was ok, but had stretch marks. I didn't notice until the next morning. She left some personal belongings on purpose. She claims she just want to come get them. I am gonna Fed Ex them to her.
She doesn't even compare to my fair "18 year old". After I stabbed her on friday night, we played "Resistance" on the PS3 and drank until we both fell out on the floor in each other's arms. Ahhh!!!
I will do anything to protect my "18 year old" from the "old bag". The "Old hag" will kill my "18 year old" in a duel. I don't even want to think about it.
Christine, finish your Tom A story. I need something to take my mind off this situation.
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6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:27:48 PM
I mean that dude dc that has the ugotdorked shrine. He sounds like a guy that needs to laid even more than Professor Klump did.
Also, ignore Christine. You can't treat a women badly to make her go away because women dig that. You can't tell her about the young chick because she's already insecure about her age, and one day you will wake up in bed and she will be holding a bloody knife in one hand and waving your penis in the other hand like a foam finger at a football game.
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12/7/2006
Location:
TPP Island, NY
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:30:57 PM
Procratination is for lazy pieces of shit. My boy Digger don't fucking procrastinate, lays pipe (cooks a chicken pot pie [if i may]), falls instantly in love then forgetts that shit next time he smells bacon aka baluga. Mako become a priest fuck a little boy then follow the standard opporating procedures for exiting the priesthood, let the Catholic church pick up the tab. TMan do the right thing, make an honest lady out of your mexican, she'll feel good about herself for a minute, then annal it, perhaps they'll let her keep the citizenship. Christine stop waiting for the right guy and fuck mister right now. Don't even take birthcontrol get the morning after pill. Never wear a condom, ever, diseases are like fuck trophies kids are too but a disease [usually] goes away. Finally Mcheisman, stop waiting to be funny, my patients is running out.
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