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SKIPPACK, WA - A community college student planned a school shooting, but apparently lacked the motivation to follow through. Carl Wesley Edwards was taken into custody Wednesday morning after his stepfather reported him to local police. The man became suspicious of his stepson when he was searching through the twenty-four year old's basement bedroom and found a hand-drawn map of the school, a case of .22 caliber ammunition, and a half-written manifesto. "The boxes of bullets is what really did it for me." says Edwards's stepfather. "He started a paper route earlier this month, but then he quit. I think he was saving up to buy the gun."
When asked about the incomplete manifesto he found, Edwards's stepfather stated that he was not too worried about it. "Well, it wouldn't be the first time we found some of Carl's unfinished work. He started a novel last winter. I don't think he even got past the first page. Boy couldn't even finish a grocery list."
Known in cyberspace as "CarlSaysFTW", the majority of Carl's social life existed online. Several of his internet "buddies" were contacted during the investigation but only one replied by saying "Carl seemed like a pretty normal guy. The only thing I didn't like about him was that he always signed off in mid-conversation." He frequented video game and film message boards as well as several social networking sites. The "about me" section of the young man's myspace page states "I'll think of something cool to put here later."
According to one of Edwards's neighborhood friends, Brent Lesman, Edwards mentioned the idea of the planned school shooting several times. "Yeah, he told me he was thinking about doing something crazy like that a few weeks back, but I didn't really think anything of it. I mean, two years ago he told me he was writing a screenplay, and nothing ever came of that." Lesman claims that he could think of no motive that his friend may have had for plotting the small-scale massacre. "I can't imagine that he had time to make any enemies. He only had class twice a week."
Though the potential for Edward's to actually complete his mission was apparently lacking, his stepfather felt that a crisis was avoided. "If I hadn't been searching around the basement for the laundry detergent, I never would've found this stuff and several people would've died. I thought I'd rather be safe than sorry. I always told my wife, if that boy ever learned to apply himself, he'd be dangerous."
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My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:44:09 PM
Need to learn to procrastinate when it come to putting in the fucking starters during a pointless pre-season game. Those games should be for determining your young talent plain and simple. Putting in your star WR, RB that has proven year in and year out is just asinine.
Also any smart person will procrastinate buying the first version of any new hardware - iphones numerous problems, X-box 360 constantly crashing.
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Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:46:18 PM
I also advice you to blow up your life and bang Christine. We already know she sets the bar low when it comes to men, she likes to do all the things that we like to do anyway, and drinking is starting to ruin her life which means she's about desparate enough to go black.
I may not be the most Beloved Poser on this site,
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8/5/2007
Location:
La Crosse, WI
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:52:51 PM
In Fact, I'm sure T-Bone is more liked than I, and he sucked my cock (Check my profile for proof). But 1 liners will not do unless your SS or AB letting you know his verdict on your existance.
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12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:58:27 PM
I love you. I hope one day we can hang out and grab a drink together. But I must let you know that I will never ever ever never ever ever fuck a black guy. Even if I was in a horrific accident and lost both my legs and could only eat through a straw, I still wouldn't. big black dicks scare the shit out of me, and everyone I know would never speak to me again.
back to my story:
So we only stayed for one drink at that bar and headed across the street to O'neils to keep the Irish theme alive. Oneil's was a cutesy litttle bar. it was all candlelit and I think they were playing good music, but this is when my night got fuzzy. I know we were both trashed at this point. Tom A had been drinking all day because he was at a wedding. And his Minesooda accent was really showing. and I took my heels off and put my feet up on a chair, so I know I was gone. when I can't wear the shoes, its time to go home.
Only, I didn't have a home. I had no where to stay. I sent the guy I was hoping to stay with a text message, but the prick did not respond. At this point, I think it was a little after 3am. the next bus home was not till 5:30 am. I did not want to roam around the port authority looking like a hooker by myself in rape central. so .....
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Posted: 8/20/2007 2:09:48 PM
I have to let you in my sick sense of humor. I know that you are not going to go black and it amuses me. There is a segment of women that are afraid of black guys no matter how badly they get treated by other races, and they never seem to catch on.
Typical exchange:
"My boyfriend is an asshole," she said, stirring her tenth drink. "Last night he waited until I fell asleep and then he took a shit on my face, and he wouldn't let me wash it off until I had to go to work."
"You guys really need to break up," I said. "He doesn't know how to treat you. You know, you'd really like my friend Omar. He's an investment banker that used to be a male model. You have all the same interests-"
"I don't date black guys," she said quickly. "I'm not prejudiced, its just-"
"No," I replied while I quietly deleted her number. "I understand. Go on."
"So I come home this afternoon, and he's anally fisting two hookers at the same time and he kept yelling at me to make him a sandwich-"
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