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Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea.
What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing something? She looks pretty occupied currently. She’s already handling three dudes. I guess I’ll just stand here and stroke it some more. Keep your head together Mike. Your time will come. Man this gangbang is awkward!
This seemed like it would be awesome. It always looked so cool in the videos. But all this waiting and watching is really uncomfortable.
I figured I’d just sort of fall into a natural rhythm and find my groove, but I’ve gotta admit that I am really perplexed as to the proper gangbang protocol here.
Whoa. She just looked at me. Does that mean she wants me to come up there so she can suck me off? Maybe that’s what she's indicating. But what if she didn’t mean that? What if I go up there and shove my junk in her face and she doesn’t want anything to do with it? I’d look like a real horse’s ass then. I’d better just wait here.
Man this guy’s taking a long time. Come on dude, who are you trying to impress here? There are other guys waiting.
Look at that guy’s penis! It’s way bigger then mine. Thicker at least. I hope I don’t have to follow him. She won’t even know I’m in there.
Oh man, he caught me staring at it. Well that’s just great. Now he’s gonna think I’m queer. I’m not queer man. I’m just a little self conscious. God this is awkward.
It’s too hot in here.
These guys are all saying sexy things to her. I’m the only one who’s not talking dirty. I should say something so that they don’t think I’m lame. Here goes....
“Yeah, you like that bitch!”
Shit. That was stupid. Now everyone’s looking at me like I’m some misogynistic asshole.
I am an asshole. Why did I have to say the most cliché, demeaning thing I could think of? Like I need to remind her that she “likes that”. Smooth move dumbass.
I wonder why she’s doing this. I’ll bet she had a bad childhood. She probably lacked a strong paternal figure in her life.
Damn it. Now I’m half mast. Now I look like the guy that can’t keep it up. Concentrate Mike. Stop psychoanalyzing and keep your mind on the sex.
Okay here we go, that guy’s done. About time. Should I go now? I’ve waited long enough, I’m going in there.
Damn it. The Italian guy beat me to it. I was here way before the Italian guy. How are we determining who’s turn it is here anyways? Was there some sign up sheet I missed or something? Damn it.
Steady Mike old boy. There’s plenty for everyone. Just wait it out. Deep breaths.
I hope no one tries to go anal when I’m taking my turn. I’m not real cool with my stuff touching another guy’s stuff. And I think that would be unavoidable. That would be really awkward.
Something in here stinks. Is that me? I hope it’s not me. Oh man, I hope it’s not her! Wait, no, it’s the Italian guy. Thank God.
Okay, time to make your move Mike. I’ve gotta get in there and mix it up. Other wise I’m that creep at the gangbang who’s just watching and beating off. You’ve gotta be in it to win it. Okay here goes.
Wait, what’s going on? Everyone’s finishing off on her! We’re climaxing already? We just got started! I haven’t even gone yet!
Okay stay calm Mike. No one knows that. Just finish yourself off so that you’re not the odd man out.
Well this was great. This was just great. A red letter day in my sad sexual history. And what am I supposed to do now? Do we all hang around for a while and talk about it? Where should I clean up?
Someone convince me that men involved in gang bangs are not gay or at least bi-curious.
Mojo
"Whoa she just looked at me"
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Posted: 4/30/2005 3:16:52 PM
The double-penny has to be awkward but I still want to add it to my resume. With none or very minimal sword-play from the other guy. This article keeps getting funnier to me. Great job. I'm surprised it hasn't gotten near as many comments as Striped Shirt. Both have turned me into a serious Mike fan. Keep 'em coming.
enrico p.
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Posted: 5/3/2005 10:35:32 PM
Kudos Mike! If anything topped the striped shirt guy "crushing" red bulls, it's awkward gang bang. btw, totally agree with not liking having my stuff touch another guy's. it looks and feels like two bags of rancid, wrinkled deli ham stacked on top of each other. plus, people might think you're...you know...into nut-touching.
Tiffany Adams
Yeah...it hurts
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Posted: 5/11/2005 4:41:02 PM
I mean are you kidding...I love this shit. I have only had three at once..trying for more!
Waylon
Donut holes
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Posted: 6/1/2005 11:12:59 PM
Always awkward, MIke.
The icebreaker comment: "Who wants Kolaches?"
Sure, its a weird breakfast, no one looking each other in the eyes, but it gets the weird taste out of your mouths and besides, you get to have a snickering car ride alone to take it all in, if you even go back.
Sid Causely
Momma always told me...
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Posted: 8/25/2005 2:37:53 PM
Daddy was a gangbanging pornstar. Mike Polk found the pic to prove it. Daddy come home!
ericatruth
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Posted: 8/31/2005 4:46:28 PM
The only thing missing was some comment about a purple head.
Keep up the good work.
Best web site on the net this is
Ron
Gang Banging
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Posted: 11/14/2005 2:45:51 PM
I recongnize that bitch. She's the one who can't Blinko worth shit...dumb whore
Dunkleo
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Posted: 11/21/2005 12:08:47 PM
Dude you get used to it after a few times. What's up with all the dudes posting comments under girls' names though?
Double pen is cool but some dudes don't know how to support their weight, they want to just flop on the girl and then the guy underneath her has to support the weight of two bodies. Assholes! The key is to keep track of who comes, you keep out the fat dudes and the smelly dudes, and keep a list of guys who can keep it up and don't scare the chicks off. Some dudes want to finger fuck the girl with their rough, misshapen hands, then she has to quit cause her cunt is all tore up from their callouses. Keep your hands out of the honey pot dudes!!
mike
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Posted: 11/22/2005 1:20:47 AM
I would never bang a girl with other dudes that just sick. But I am all up for multiple girl action with me in the middle of it. Now that is the shit.
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