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Posted: 11/7/2006
This past weekend, from the Black Room inside of beautiful Camp Nama at the Baghdad International Airport, the 1st Annual Waterboarding World Championships (WWC) were held as the Terror Community sent some of their most talented representatives to prove their mettle against the U.S. Governments resident spook squad, Task Force 6-26. Waterboarding, a longtime underground extreme sport, can be enjoyed by a mainstream audience now that it has been featured world-wide on various news programs aroun...

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Posted: 11/2/2006
Camp Crystal Lake, NY - Long reputed to be the site of multiple murders over the years, the abandoned camp on Crystal Lake has managed to leave at least one group of recent campers unimpressed and downright disappointed that their stay was uneventful. They're glad to be alive, but "we feel like we want our money back," says Tommy Geiger, 17, who led the expedtion.

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Posted: 10/18/2006
HOLLYWOOD A famous personality, who is known for his unapologetic, out-of-control, violent history, may have finally crossed the line late last evening at a popular Hollywood night spot. A long difficult nightmare is over for a large legion of percussion enthusiasts. While mainstream America has been neglectful of the threat, drummers from famous rock bands have known of this dangerous predator for decades. Phil Collins faced the threat last evening, and survived to tell the story in his thi...

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Posted: 10/17/2006
TEMPE, AZ (TPP) -- After several disappointing years in the NFL, the storied career of Kurt Warner, which took him from grocery bagger to Super Bowl MVP, has now come full circle as Warner has signed on as the starting bag boy for Albertson's Grocery in Tempe, AZ.

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Posted: 10/10/2006
WASHINGTON, DC -- The attorney for former Republican Congressman Mark Foley released yet another statement to the media defending his clients uber-gay email correspondences with young pages; this time blaming terrorists.

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