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The World
Notice of Baggage Mutilation
Posted:
5/4/2006
by:
Ron Babcock
I just flew to Phoenix and found one of those notices in my luggage that the Transportation Security Administration searched my bag. It was really Orwellian and kind of cold some bags are physicall...
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The World
People On The Internet Are So Friendly
Posted:
2/8/2006
by:
Ron Babcock
I love the internet. Ive met so many new and interesting people because of it. For example, do you know Meagan? (This is Meagan.) Shes 19-years-old and very nice. Even though I had no idea who she w...
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Entertainment
Inking the Clueless
Posted:
2/2/2006
by:
Ron Babcock
I keep have this reoccurring dream where Im working in a slimy NYC-tattoo parlor and celebrities keep stumbling in drunk saying, I want a tattoo (burp), one that says something about me. These are ...
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The World
Ikea Instructions
Posted:
1/30/2006
by:
Ron Babcock
Before Ikea, it was nearly impossible for me to satisfy my diverging passions of embossed golf pencils, tape measures, and tiny meatballs. My only criticism is that their picture-only instructions are...
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The World
Keeping The Faith (To Yourself)
Posted:
10/31/2005
by:
Ron Babcock
I’m Catholic. Kinda. I fell of the wagon when I knocked out three of the seven deadly sins one night with my penis (lust), a bottle of Beam (gluttony) and this girl with tits the size of St. Pet...
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The World
East v. West v. No One Cares
Posted:
9/30/2005
by:
Ron Babcock
I can’t say for certain but I’m pretty sure the East Coast could kick the West Coast’s ass if we wanted to. I mean, really wipe the floor with it. But that’s only because we ha...
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The World
Winners Never Quit, Gambling.
Posted:
9/9/2005
by:
Ron Babcock
Whos left of my family and friends say I have a gambling problem and made me answer these questions from this Arizona Council on Compulsive Gambling pamphlet. For the last time, Im not addicted to g...
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From The Web
Baby Bird Comics: Radio Shack
Posted:
8/16/2005
by:
Ron Babcock
This one is for Justin... Be sure to check out the other Baby Bird stuff. Funny shit.
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