Fake News
Ass-Fireworks Salute to Commonwealth Posted:
7/1/2005 by:
Chris Queen
On Monday, as America commemorates, with pomp and parade, the most memorable epocha of its 229 year history; the day Jeffersons stirring prose immortalized the oft-revised labors of the Continental C...
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Fake News
Barmes Carrying Dead Whore Posted:
6/10/2005 by:
Chris Queen
DENVER (AP) - Colorado Rockies rookie shortstop Clint Barmes now says he wasn't lugging groceries or deer meat when he fell and broke his collarbone last Monday, but a dead whore that he found in the ...
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The World
Chronicles of a Wasted Life: The Tenants Posted:
4/18/2005 by:
Chris Queen
Section 9-17 of the zoning ordinance for Athens-Clarke County in Georgia clearly prohibits more than two unrelated tenants to occupy the same residence. Nonetheless, you could always expect to find at...
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