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Gheorghe Muresan Found Alive!!!
Posted:
5/5/2006
by:
Jonah Ansell
Muresan has fallen so far that you can now "rent" him for a private basketball lesson for a meager $40/hr. And that's not per person cost, that the total cost for the hour for you and your six snicke...
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The World
So, Would I?
Posted:
5/3/2006
by:
Jonah Ansell
Occasionally, my grandkids come over to my Cheboygan, WI house and ask me why America cared less about the Robert Blake trial that it did about the O.J. Simpson trial. In between mouthfuls of Chex Mix...
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Fake News
Frat's Inside Jokes Down 98 Percent
Posted:
3/29/2006
by:
Jonah Ansell
It's no secret that Comedy Central lost millions of dollars in ad revenues when Dave Chappelle walked out on taping season three of "Chappelle's Show". However, theres been no bigger loser than the h...
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From The Web
A Babe, A Dog and a Dick
Posted:
3/17/2006
by:
Jonah Ansell
Between writing Phat Phree articles and petting dogs against their owner's wills, I run a little sports rivalry and sports humor company called Rivalfish.
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Fake News
Crest Vows to End Dental Foreplay
Posted:
3/14/2006
by:
Jonah Ansell
Actual Text From Proctor and Gamble CEO Alan Lafleys New Product Announcement
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Another Look at Avian Flu
Posted:
3/1/2006
by:
Jonah Ansell
Because you can never be too safe....
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Fake News
'Better' Cartoonist to Sketch Mohammed
Posted:
2/21/2006
by:
Jonah Ansell
WASHINGTON (AP)- Stung by the massive negative reaction throughout the Muslim world to cartoons that portrayed the Prophet Mohammed in a negative light, the American government moved swiftly to counte...
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From The Web
Bark, Bark, Bark...
Posted:
2/14/2006
by:
Jonah Ansell
Your dog isn't this compelling.
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Fake News
Papa John's Meatza Goes For The Balls
Posted:
12/22/2005
by:
Jonah Ansell
LOUISVILLE, KY (UPI)- Citing intense competition from the Pizza Hut Meat Lovers Pizza and the Dominos Steak Fanatic Pizza, Papa Johns has entered the testosterone-laden pizza wars, offering triangu...
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The World
Hide Your Mediocrity!
Posted:
12/9/2005
by:
Jonah Ansell
Renewing its commitment to outlandish fashion at suspicious prices, H&M today unveiled Hide Your Mediocrity (HYM), a new women's boutique dedicated to masking the pasty rotundity of the modern woman.
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