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Will Toby die? This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.... I only wish I had the balls to do it first.
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I have no idea whether this actually aired or it's just something that the cast put together for their own amusement. Either way, it's fucking hilarious. The thought of a bunch of little Brits running around talking about banging each other with their twangers just slays me.
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Never gonna give you up? Never gonna go to a fucking Rick Astley Website is what I'm never gonna do (ok except this one time).

I dont have any answers for why this exists so I'm going to defer to Chad Zumock, our Internet Content Specialist.

Chad. What the hell is going on here?
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Do you want Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Side Kick phone numbers and notes?

We got the link! (Click on the link above)

My favorite part is in her T-Mobile note section:

Oct. 5th, 2004- Get birth control kill pill (Classy Paris)
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I love the other monk's suggestion... I feel terrible for laughing.
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These pills with help you gain up to 3 or 4 Inches in length. It expands your penis up to 20% thicker and it even stops premature ejaculations!

I'm telling you people, you have to get these pills! They're amazing, I've never seen anything like this before.

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The masthead of the site declares that it is "dedicated to rebutting the op-eds of Maureen Dowd". Dowd, just in case you don't know, is the shrieking, misandrist c--t who befouls the New York Times editorial page twice a week with her garbage columns (she's pissed at men because Michael Douglas dumped her for Catherine Zeta-Jones a few years ago). The rebuttals themselves are the picture of restraint and decorum, almost disconcertingly so; it seems a waste of time to diss Dowd in such a measured way, almost like using a bunker-buster to clear a tree stump in the backyard. When I read Dowd, I just wish death on her and move on.

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He was the great author of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Our boy-Mike L's favorite movie)

It has been reported that Thompson shot himself at the age 67.

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I loved the old United States Football League. They played their games in the spring and summer, and for a lifelong football junkie like myself, a few more months of wall-to-wall pigskin action was like the proverbial "manna from heaven". Alas, my older brother (The Official Mentor of the Sporting Whiner) felt different. Every time he caught me watching the New Jersey Generals game (Donald Trump's Generals, featuring Herschel Walker, were my favorite USFL team), he would crack on me; "You watching the Useless Football League again?" "How's the Useless Football League going, dick?".

If you loved the USFL like I did, check out this site.

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As a precursor for my upcoming article about diggin' for beats, I'd like to recommend waxpoetics.com. Wax Poetics is a quartlerly magazine that is 75% vinyl culture and 25% hip-hop culture. If you prefer rhythm driven music like funk and hip-hop, Wax Poetics is going to help you out infinitely in finding new musical heros to celebrate and new tracks to get your feets movin'. Before you make your next trip to the record shop, stop at Wax Poetics and take note... you'll hear the difference.
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