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I'm the girl in the scarf. I guess I can die now.
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Jim Belushi performing as Jake Blues twenty six years later sans (shudder) an Aykroyd is funny enough, but seeing David Cross crash the stage only to get booted by the Belush is damn funny. These two have a history, sort of... Cross has a well documented disdain for the Belush.
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Toupees for babies?! Are these people out of their fucking mind?
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Oh to be young again. I'm lucky if I can fire off twice in 24 hours... This guy unloaded 36 rounds in one day!

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Some deleted scenes from Borat's movie. I know you are going tonight...
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It's close to Indian midnight... and something evil's lerking in the dark.

Is everything funnier in India?

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Things haven't really worked out for Zangeif... Hard to believe. I know.
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Hope you're ready to move to India because if this is any indication, India is the fucking coolest place in the universe.

I gotta go watch that again...
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I have a proposition for you. How about I sell my 600,000 acres of property to you for $15.00 an acre? That's nine million dollars, and a HELL of a smoking deal. I just really think it's a shame that I'm not getting more use out of it. I'm sure there is at least a few billionaires who would love nothing more than to fly out for the weekend, have a couple cocktails with some business associates, then recklessly careen about his new chunk of land in a hotrod moon rover while blaring a little Van Halen. Sounds like a hell of a way to blow off some steam to me. I wish I had the kind of time (and the mullet) one needs to make that a rockin-good experience.

I think it's more than a fair price and you should be able to get at least fifteen million from one of these guys. I'll be honest, I have noticed some aliens have been camping out in the lower southwest portion of the property and leaving beer cans next to what appears to have been an oversized bonfire. I understand NASA has a way to help you clear up this problem (and it comes out of the general taxpayer fund so it wouldn't cost the buyer anything). Please pass that important tidbit on.

Anyway, let me know. Until next time.... "its one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!!"
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Lucky Louie has been officially cancelled. Through all the show's faults at it''s core the show is good and real and most importantly funny. Write HBO, sign the petition, do something, would you? We want a second season. Shit, even "How I Met Your Mother" got a second chance.

Save Lucky Louie!
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