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From The Web
Best of the Web -- Help us Win!
Posted:
8/29/2005
by:
Mike Martone
Business Week is running their annual "Best of the Web" poll. There's a humor category. They accept write-in votes. Cough cough. Sorry. I seem to have something stuck in my throat. Cough cough, write ...
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The World
Open Letter to Those Assholes at Banquet
Posted:
8/26/2005
by:
Mike Martone
Hello, you frozen-dinner-manufacturing corporate drones. I’m about to ruin your day.
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Fake News
Iran Nears Development of the F-Bomb
Posted:
8/19/2005
by:
Mike Martone
Mohamed ElBaradei, director general of the IAEA, today released a report claiming that Iran is less than four months away from developing the F-bomb.
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From The Web
Open Letter To Kansas School Board
Posted:
8/12/2005
by:
Mike Martone
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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The World
The Worst Advice in History
Posted:
8/2/2005
by:
Mike Martone
My favorite website (besides The Phat Phree, of course) is Slate.com. I enjoy most of what they publish, and Im not just sucking up to them in the futile hope that I might sell something to them some...
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From The Web
Worst. Toy. Ever.
Posted:
7/14/2005
by:
Mike Martone
"There has never been a more ridiculously stupid and insulting toy than the Fantastic 4 Human Torch ATV (with Light-Up Headlights!). And this is why."
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Fake News
Narnia Translated into Arabic
Posted:
6/9/2005
by:
Mike Martone
LOS ANGELES -- In a joint announcement by Walden Media and Walt Disney Pictures, the two studios announced today that, to coincide with the December 9th release of their motion picture The Lion, the ...
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The World
Where's the Surprise in Your Pants?
Posted:
6/7/2005
by:
Mike Martone
Well, yeah, lady, I want to see it. Yeah, I’m looking forward to seeing this surprise in your pants. That’s why I’m here, right? I gave you your $140, so whip it out.
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From The Web
Bones, the Born Again Coonhound
Posted:
6/7/2005
by:
Mike Martone
Um, do you want to break the bad news to Bones, or should I?
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Sports
The Ten Whitest Men in Sports History
Posted:
6/6/2005
by:
Mike Martone
Before Yao, before Shaq, before Kareen, and yes, Manute, there was George. Before Gheorge, there was George. Mikans quiet dignity helped set the stage for the current popularity of the NBA. But now h...
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