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Features
College Basketball's NERD FACTOR
Posted:
3/14/2006
by:
Matthew L. McCoy
Fine, I'll just come out and say it: I'm giddy right now. Have been for days. March Madness and all it's gloriousness is upon us all. God I love women's basketball!
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Entertainment
The Oscars
Posted:
3/6/2006
by:
Matthew L. McCoy
Twas a typical Sunday night. One on which I was miserably working my way, step-by-step, through the standard, Sunday Scaries coping process: whimper; drink a beer; cry; drink another beer; dread the ...
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The World
Welcome to...The Booze Zone
Posted:
2/16/2006
by:
Matthew L. McCoy
I'm concerned. I've been on a good ole fashioned binge of late. Yet this morning I feel spectacular. No really, I swear I do. Was practically skipping out of my apartment on the way to work. And I'm n...
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The World
One Step Two Step Three Step Bore
Posted:
1/25/2006
by:
Matthew L. McCoy
I must confess: I'm feeling tons of pressure as I sit down to write this piece; like a D.A. about to go public with the real truth behind the Kennedy assassination. Everyone knows Lee Harvey Oswald w...
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The World
False Hopes; Failed Promises
Posted:
1/10/2006
by:
Matthew L. McCoy
Tis' the season - for resolutions that is. The New Year's resolution is an annual rite of passage whereby boisterous hopes for personal growth spout eternal. But these promises to ourselves are also t...
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Fake News
Man Sues Parents Over Small Penis
Posted:
12/19/2005
by:
Matthew L. McCoy
Carbondale, PA (TPP) -- In a move many expect to spark a new trend in frivolous lawsuits, a Pennsylvania man has filed a grievance with the local court stating that his parents are to blame for his t...
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The World
Calling Out Compliance
Posted:
12/12/2005
by:
Matthew L. McCoy
"Fuck. Shit. Cock. Balls."
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Features
Which is YOUR Orgasm Face?
Posted:
11/1/2005
by:
Matthew L. McCoy
There are more than ninety muscles in the human face. And there's only one event known to man that gets them all to contract simultaneously: The Male Orgasm.
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Entertainment
The Dirty Dancing Reality Tour
Posted:
10/25/2005
by:
Matthew L. McCoy
“Nobody puts Baby in the corner.” Brilliant. Patrick Swayze, you’re a god to me.
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Fake News
Native Americans Protest Indian Summer
Posted:
10/19/2005
by:
Matthew L. McCoy
Tired of being associated with Indian Summer - the illegitimate offspring of the Summer and Fall seasons - Native Americans have begun protesting in earnest ahead of its 2005 arrival.
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