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Fake News
Town of Shady Bluffs - Police Blotter
Posted:
8/17/2005
by:
Jordan Likover
Auxiliary Cop Resists Cardiac Arrest
A member of the Shady Bluffs Auxiliary Police Unit has been suspended indefinitely for medical insubordination: resisting cardiac arrest. The officer w...
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The World
Dear God, What Was I Chosen For?
Posted:
8/11/2005
by:
Jordan Likover
Dear God,
My rabbi tells me that Abraham, the patriarch of Judiasm, so willingly dedicated his life to you that you dubbed himand his descendantsas the chosen ones. Your omniscience has be...
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Fake News
Texas Couple Aborts Gay Fetus
Posted:
7/22/2005
by:
Jordan Likover
AMARILLO, TX – “Mr. and Mrs. Keegan, we have reached conclusive results after conducting the ultrasound and examining the amniocentesis: it’s going to be a boy. A very gay boy...
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Fake News
A Trip Down Celebrity Lane
Posted:
7/12/2005
by:
Jordan Likover
LOS ANGELES - Move over carpool lane, you’ve got some new company.
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Fake News
Penguin Family Strikes Oil!
Posted:
6/29/2005
by:
Jordan Likover
SOUTH AFRICA An Algoan Bay Penguin Family has waddled their way into a windfall of wealth and fame. During a recent hunting expedition off the shores of South Africa, the Penguins stumbled upon an e...
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Fake News
Failed Suicide Kills Musician's Career
Posted:
6/23/2005
by:
Jordan Likover
The career of another promising rock and roll hopeful has met its untimely end. After a half-hearted attempt to kill himself, talented self-taught musician Shadow Coolidge has buried his career inste...
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Sports
Happy Father's Day Shawn Kemp!
Posted:
6/13/2005
by:
Jordan Likover
Retired basketball player Shawn Kemp was the unanimous selection for the 2005-06 NBA Father of the Year Award. The winner is decided based on three factors: a vote by the National Basketball Players A...
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Sports
Kellen Winslow Checks Into VA Hospital
Posted:
6/4/2005
by:
Jordan Likover
Injured Cleveland Browns player Kellen Winslow II has announced that his plans for the 2005-06 NFL season include spending time with fellow wounded soldiers instead of fellow teammates.
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From The Web
Crying While Eating
Posted:
6/2/2005
by:
Jordan Likover
A menagerie of video clips that features people binging and purging their pain away.
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Fake News
Severed Onion Ring Found in Fries
Posted:
5/25/2005
by:
Jordan Likover
Its good to be the King, but not anymore in Richmond Indiana. National restaurant chain Burger King is the latest establishment to face allegations of fast food foul play.
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