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The World
I am a Goddamned Commercial Loan Officer
Posted:
3/27/2006
by:
Scott Hofman
I am a goddamned commercial loan officer and you are shit. My personality is Type-A to the motherfucking third power. I am a winner and you had better not forget it.
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The World
The Optimistic Pessimists Guide to Life
Posted:
3/1/2006
by:
Scott Hofman
Life is great, but it sure does suck sometimes. Knowing this fact, how is it that so many people consider themselves to be optimistic? Likewise, whats with all these devout pessimists? F-that. Lifes...
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The World
I Accidentally Rode the Bang Bus
Posted:
11/30/2005
by:
Scott Hofman
God Im such an idiot. What was I thinking? I mean, ever since I was a kid that was rule number one- dont accept rides from strangers, especially if those strangers are a van full of misogynistic guy...
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The World
'Sorry Bro, You're Not On The List'
Posted:
11/10/2005
by:
Scott Hofman
Youve waited in line for the better part of the night and finally you arrive at the front. For the umpteenth time a group of girls that just arrived are let in the VIP line, an injustice youve com...
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The World
The House Party, Examined
Posted:
11/8/2005
by:
Scott Hofman
There is a great American tradition amongst young men that defies all logic and common sense. The very notion of it is absurd at almost every conceivable level, yet it continues to occur over and over...
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Fake News
Coat Hanger Industry, 'Confirm Alito!'
Posted:
11/2/2005
by:
Scott Hofman
LAS VEGAS, NV Wire coat hanger manufacturers at the annual Into the Closet convention in Las Vegas have teamed up and thrown their support behind the confirmation of conservative Supreme Court nom...
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From The Web
Help Bring Back Jake Plummer's Mustache
Posted:
10/27/2005
by:
Scott Hofman
Forget civic improvements, local politics and environmental causes, this is a petition that actually matters. Make your voice heard! Let Jake Plummer know his luxurious mustache must come back. Don't ...
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Sports
The SEC is Number Won!
Posted:
10/11/2005
by:
Scott Hofman
Listen up ya’ll, I’m here to set the record strait. The SEC is the best confrince in colege football, hands down. I am tired of hearing all this bull-shit about the Big Ten, the ACC and th...
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The World
The Porn Trade
Posted:
9/30/2005
by:
Scott Hofman
There is a thriving underground bartering system in the United States today that for the purpose of this article shall be known as The Porn Trade. The participants range from teenagers to thirty-somet...
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Sports
Phat Phree Preview- AFC West
Posted:
9/6/2005
by:
Scott Hofman
Denver (2004 Record: 10-6)My pick to win the AFC West this year. Look for The Snake to finally shake the overwhelming shadow of John Elway. Coupled with Denvers ground game, Plummer is primed to play...
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