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I have a proposition for you. How about I sell my 600,000 acres of property to you for $15.00 an acre? That's nine million dollars, and a HELL of a smoking deal. I just really think it's a shame that I'm not getting more use out of it. I'm sure there is at least a few billionaires who would love nothing more than to fly out for the weekend, have a couple cocktails with some business associates, then recklessly careen about his new chunk of land in a hotrod moon rover while blaring a little Van Halen. Sounds like a hell of a way to blow off some steam to me. I wish I had the kind of time (and the mullet) one needs to make that a rockin-good experience.
I think it's more than a fair price and you should be able to get at least fifteen million from one of these guys. I'll be honest, I have noticed some aliens have been camping out in the lower southwest portion of the property and leaving beer cans next to what appears to have been an oversized bonfire. I understand NASA has a way to help you clear up this problem (and it comes out of the general taxpayer fund so it wouldn't cost the buyer anything). Please pass that important tidbit on.
Anyway, let me know. Until next time.... "its one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!!"
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Lucky Louie has been officially cancelled. Through all the show's faults at it''s core the show is good and real and most importantly funny. Write HBO, sign the petition, do something, would you? We want a second season. Shit, even "How I Met Your Mother" got a second chance.
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Wanna waste the rest of your day? This is the reason the Judge Parker shirts didn't get finished yesterday... Defender, Defender II, Joust, Rampage, Spyhunter, Tapper, Robotron 2084.
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You really should have something better to do than clicking this link, so why not just skip it? Go do something constructive. Write your mother a nice note. Send your girlfriend some flowers. Seriously, why are you still reading this?
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We brought the satirizing sacrilege to the world of sports. Check out this 21 min pilot episode of "The Fish Fry" a monthly roast of all things sports.
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Jeremy Ahrens, an artist from Saint Paul and a fine arts instructor introduces us to the artistic stylings of "Awesomeism". Despite some clear Miguel Calderon influences, these 6 new oil on canvas paintings are without peer.
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