How much faster and more furious could the sequel to 2Fast 2Furious possibly be?
Who knows, man? If and when the powers that be decide to "drop" the latest Fast and Furious installment on us, it remains to be seen which scale of fast and/or furious progression will be seen. Will the next chapter continue it's fast and furious growth in the same manner that the public saw between The Fast and the Furious and 2Fast 2Furious? Only time will tell.
Continuing at its present rate of Fast and Furious growth, one can expect a film which is at least 3 times as fast and furious as the original; 50% more furious than the previous movie as well as 50% faster. Something along the lines of Tre Fast, Tre Furious, a title that not only alludes to the faster and more furious nature of the film, but also plays into the fact that it is indeed the third movie fast and furious enough to warrant the title of Fast and Furious.
If however, the studio executives decide on a more irregular numerical progression for just how fast and how furious the movies will be, different titles and different degrees of exactly how fast and how furious would come into play. So far, the progression from Fast to 2Fast could have just as easily come from an exponential, self-additive number pattern, quite a fast and furious numerical pattern in its own right.
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For example: 1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=8.....and so on.
Taking this possibility into account, a decidedly different picture with varying degrees of fastness and furiousity emerges.
The Fast and the Furious+The Fast and the Furious=2Fast 2Furious 2Fast 2Furious+2Fast 2Furious=A movie already 4 times faster and more furious than the original.
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While this scenario is indeed feasible, it would quickly begin to pose practical problems. Were the series to continue to be a success, and the public continued to demand more movies that were exponentially faster and more furious, the filmmakers would eventually hit a point where the expected degree of just how fast and furious the movie should be would come into direct conflict with just how fast and how furious they were physically able to actually make the film.
If the series were to progress to a fourth installment, something not out of the realm of fast and furious possibility, the filmmakers would be faced with the task of crafting a movie that was SIXTEEN times faster and more furious than The Fast and the Furious. Would that even be possible? Can anything be that fast or that furious? We're talking about something along the lines of a 5 hour car chase involving 300 cars where each car would be driving at 8000mph. Four naked chicks would be wrestling on top of each car during the chase, and 2 nuclear warheads would be strapped to each chick's boobs. The chase would plow through both the Boston and New York City Marathons, killing every single person who was running, and the people who normally pass out little cups of water on the side of the race would instead each be equipped with one of those spinning howitzer guns from Terminator 2.
ME Posted: 4/6/2005by: Lkingery I totally had that as an essay quesiton on the math section of my SAT's. Tilte? Posted: 4/6/2005by: deacon How about "The Fastest and the Furiousest"? I'm writing the directors now so I can get a bit part as one of the guys that ducks out of the way at the last second as a car goes up on a sidewalk and nearly plasters him, which would of course ruin his hopes of getting laid that night but be very amusing to anyone sitting in a cubicle right now praying for a disturbingly cool video to discuss with all his lazy-ass coworkers at happy hour in some shitbox chain restaurant that prides itself on a host of greasy appetizers. You'll hear me in the background whimpering a "Hey, you!" as parking meters fly everywhere and carefully placed stands of vegetables explode on impact. Then comes the baby stroller. . . I heard... Posted: 4/6/2005by: Skrid jr What I heard is the new one is going to be called Really, Really FAST and Just MAD! and Vin Diesel is going to be in it but he's going to play Riddick: a Navy SEAL who's mission is to be a nanny to five little adorable, sassy, lovable moppets that zing one-liners and make funny, smart-alecky comments much wiser than their years that expose everyone over the age of 12 to be the moronic fools that they are. I think "Who Let the Dogs Out" is going to be on the soundtrack. Whoa! Posted: 4/6/2005by: Tony B By the time they get to the end, Paul Walker will have pecs the size of garbage can lids and seven rock hard penises. The chicks will love that! A prequel trilogy? Posted: 4/6/2005by: Simon Rex I heard they are making a prequel trilogy to give the computer technolgy time to catch up the speed and furiosity of the planned sequels. The titles according to my inside sources are:
The Slow and Calm 55mph and Agitated A Few Miles Over the Speed Limit and Very Angry
While they lack the alliterative power of the original title, they do help establish the J curve of speed and emotion in the films that have, and will, follow:
The Fast and the Furious 2Fast 2Furioius Really Damn Fast and Madder Than a Cyphalitic Whore Light Speed and Livid Holy Shit and Motherfucker!
Ending the series with:
Star Trek: Warp 10 and High On Crysal Meth with a Pocket Full of Rubbers and a Phaser Set to 'Fuck You Dead'
