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Ugh, this is SO ANNOYING!!! You who I'm talking about, right? Ok, come on help me out, I just saw him in that Citibank commercial. Hes the neighbor, I think. Or..or..the main character, the guy whos getting the home loan, yeah the plain looking guy, ya know, well not plain lookingI mean he looks normal but you would soooo recognize him if you saw him. He might also play one of the scientists (news reporters?) in "The Core." Anything?
No? Man, this is killing me.
I mean this guy's in everything!
If I can't remember who this guy is soon, I'm not gonna be able to get ANY work done today. And I'm starting to get a pretty bad headache. And to hear voices...
Remember, he was one of the friends at the party in "Can't Hardly Wait?!?" Or, ummmm one of those kids dad. And I think tha..oh, oh, he was DEFINITELY on a recent episode of "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit" (Criminal Intent?). A jury member if I'm not mistaken. Or the bailiff.
You know, THAT guy!
He's in, like, like everything!
Seriously, if I can't figure out who this is, I'm gonna beat the living shit out of my girlfriend when I get home tonight. When she asks, "Why are you doing this!?!" I'll snicker at her like, "Right..like you don't know." Then I might jab myself in the hand with a fork repeatedly while I'm eating the mashed potatoes she cooked for dinner.
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I'm also pretty positive he did the voice-over for the Home Depot. Or one of those dog (cat?) food commercials. God, Ive even (maybe) seen the guy at the supermarket (I think?). He walked by me and I totally did a double take. I was like, "I KNOW that guy. But from what?
Aaaarrgh, this is soooooo frustrating!!! Hes in everything!
Really, no joke, if I don't come up with who this guy is soon, I'm planning on stripping naked, shaving all my body hair with a butter knife, then going down to the Department of Water and Power to throw a bucket or two of nerve paralyzer in the main reservoir.
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This guys a great actor though. Every time I see him in something, its always, Man, this guy again! Hes good in everything that Ive seen him inespecially that last ensemble medical drama. The guy makes his money, probably enjoys what he does, and can still go to the mall without getting Beatlemania-ed. Talk about having it made in the sha..
Oh oh ohhe was third guy that gets killed in Predator! No, I mean one of the henchmen in Cliffhanger! I am gonna fucking slit my wrists!!!!
Wait, wait!!! It's Russ...Russell...RUSSELL CROWE!!! Yes!!! The guy from "Virtuosity!!!" Bingo, baby!!!
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