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Posted: 10/24/2005
Dear Maxim Subscription Department,I am writing in regard to the fact that issues of Maxim continue to show up at my apartment, in spite of the fact that I never actually subscribed to your magazine. After numerous phone calls in which I was routed to several different departments, I was informed that the subscription is not actually in my name, and was a “gift” from a consumer research company as their way of thanking me for taking a phone survey about my grocery purchasing habits. Regardless, ...
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OK THS ARTICLE WAS STUPID AND POINTLESS....THIS IS THE TYPE OF THING PEOPLE SHOULD LOSE THEIR JOB OVER
ERIC
WHAT A BITCH!
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Posted: 10/24/2005 7:50:14 AM
JUST THROW THE FUCKER IN THE TRASH AND QUIT BEING A CUNT ABOUT IT. DAMN!
MEH
I liked it...
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Posted: 10/24/2005 8:43:09 AM
Nice work Dave, though I'll bet if you slipped your copies to the 12-year old next door he'd be much obliged, and your altruism in assisting those of us who have benefitted from your cracker expertise would be doubled.
JCO
Article sucked, but...
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Posted: 10/24/2005 8:56:18 AM
Capri Cafaro should have won the election. It would have been interesting to see what type of public official she would have been with daddy's money. Some top notch scandles I assume
Hungus
stop being such a faggot
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Posted: 10/24/2005 9:36:56 AM
First of all quit being a pussy, you sound like a girl "inasmuch as I am wholly uninterested in cars, video games, gadgets, and porn that doesn’t have the balls to actually be porn, I must reiterate my request that you stop sending me your publication. "......my Lord, I almost got physically ill. If you don't want the magazine, which is a great read, just throw it away and leave us alone.
Ray
That Sucked
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Posted: 10/24/2005 9:48:42 AM
What kind of douche bag would wast time to write letters bitching about a fuckin magazine. Terrible.
Mike S
yeah ray
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Posted: 10/24/2005 10:09:26 AM
And.. how in the hell would he get the Devil's mailing address? If I were a smarter man, I might think that this is a parody and not a full fledged consumer affairs support site!
Eugene
the article was great until
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Posted: 10/24/2005 10:29:34 AM
the letter to Satan....That was overkill because until that point the series of events was plausible, much like the classic "12 cd's for a penny" piece. Come on son, you know better than that.
Capri Cafaro should be shot in the face for even attempting to run for office. If that fucking worthless hippie thinks she can adequately represent the American people, she's fucking delusional. That broad isn't qualified to represent the union of ex-convicts who mop the floors at the local jizz bank, much less Congress. What a fucking joke.
Atlas
That
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Posted: 10/24/2005 10:41:36 AM
Was way to dry for me, a lot on the boring side.
Christine
Well . . .
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Posted: 10/24/2005 11:34:35 AM
I thought it was entertaining. I think the author was being honest about his personal preferences and that should be respected.
Mike S, I just spit my water all over my keyboard. That was pretty funny.
matt
Well at least
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Posted: 10/24/2005 11:53:46 AM
you don't get both FHM and Maxim for a toothpaste survey. Do I mind looking at scantily clad women on glossy paper. No. Do I mind that my idiot roomate hordes them and thinks that those women would go for a pasty fatboy that plays video games all day. Yes. Just throw them in the trash, donate them to the boyscouts or put them in the church pews. Mine as well be socially destructive with them.
Brad
Dear Dave,
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:05:53 PM
Dear Dave,
I don't do favors for little whiney homosexual liberals that write shitty articles.
Call John Edwards, he might replace it with his subscription to "Long Black Cock Between My Wife's CancerTitties"
Rep. Steve LaTourette
Jack Donnely
I hate this guy
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:10:03 PM
What is wrong with this guy? I mean other than his obvious gayness. I now officially hate this writer. If he hates Maxim this much (only a queer would hate Maxim) he should just throw it away with the rest of his junk mail. How hard can it be to throw a magazine away once a month.
HMK
Oh I get It!
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:14:00 PM
Your gay. Good for you, It's nice to see you have decised to come out of your boring, stupid, dry closet.
damian
it's a humor site,
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:27:38 PM
Does anyone here understand that? All you fucking idiots take everything so damn serious. This isn't Fox news. And if you're going to make a response that is a swipe at the author, try and be clever enough to not make it about sucking cock or jizz mopping. That's fucking effortless, and it's a carbon copy of what every other douche on here is saying. Fuck, buy yourselves a thesaurus. There are literally millions of other words out there. oh, and from your comments, it sounds like the gay accusations should be focused a little more inward. You guys sound like one big homophobic pile of gay.
oh, and good article Dave.
deuce
maxim = mensa
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:28:00 PM
the IQ level is pouring out of the woodwork this morning isnt it?
fuckin fags.
damian
excellent
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:34:14 PM
Nice work with the fags comment. that was brilliant. You need your own late night talk show, or no better yet, your own country. You can stand around in your pile of gay, and shout at your followers, "fucking fags" anytime that you don't understand a joke. Just brilliant
Stephen
It's called a joke
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:35:00 PM
Let me spell it out--writers who write for this site are making jokes-they are not sharing their lives with us, they are providing us with free entertainment. Charlie (god bless him) does not have a 25 inch dick, Mike is not Striped Shirt guy, Tara doesn't screw anyone in her boss's office and Brenda doesn't really have hangover's every day.
It's called Satire.
damian
stephen
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:38:59 PM
thank you. I think your comment probably went over the heads of 98% of the phatphree audience, but it's good to see someone gets it.
PapaSmurf
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:58:34 PM
I thought it was pretty funny. I mean, sure there are hot chicks in Maxim, but they aren't even naked. What's the point?
Maxim is Playboy for kids.
HMK
Serious or Satire
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:59:35 PM
It just wasn't funny, that's what makes this story and the writer gay! I can only speak for myself when I say I used the word “gay” D-I-F-F-E-R-E-N-T-L-Y than it’s intended use defined in the dictionary. I am not saying the writer or the story is “having or showing a lively mood or a homosexual. I am using “Gay” in a slang way meaning S-T-U-P-I-D. Please take my comments with a grain of salt, they are not meant to be taken literally. With this comment I am attempting to attack or ridicule with satire, but thanks for the clarification.
deuce
now boarding
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:59:39 PM
those with IQ's above 10... not so fast damian.... the "fucking fags" remark was a joke on the previous posters who were calling into question the authors sexuality simply because he doesnt enjoy the mindless drivel that spills out of the pages of maxim.
98% is still an A in my book pal.
Yakov
Yes/No?
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Posted: 10/24/2005 1:07:59 PM
I no understand. Does Dave really get Maxim in the mail??? That would be so gay if he doesn't.
What a country!
JCO
Gay
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Posted: 10/24/2005 1:09:18 PM
I am soooo happy ("gay," I looked it up in Webster's)! Damien and Stephen, they author may or may not be gay, no one really cares. However, we all know that this is a comedy site, which is why we read these articles. When an article is totally lacking in humor, which this one was, we are free to post our comments on it. Now, this article was pathetic, it was not humorous and the only thing we are taking serious is the lack of comedic appeal in this article. It was poor satire.
Now maybe you should return to sucking some cock then mopping up the jizz you fags!
BQ
Fags!
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Posted: 10/24/2005 1:12:39 PM
I think Damian must take it up the bung hole (got that from my thesaurus) from Dave.
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