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by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 7/9/2007
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by: Justin Harvey Posted: 4/9/2007
Rating: 4.40 Views: 254237 Emailed: 75 Comments: 49
Well, thank god college basketball is over because I honestly had about as good a chance of picking a winning bracket as Michael Richards does of giving this year's commencement speech at Morehouse. But now with amateur hoops out of the way it's the perfect time to switch focus to a "professional" ... Read More>

by: Chuck D Posted: 3/5/2007
Rating: 4.41 Views: 566599 Emailed: 87 Comments: 86
Chuck D In 1941, WNBT, the New York City NBC affiliate, broadcast the first television commercial. It was an ad for Bulova Watches that ran before a Brooklyn Dodgers game which showed a watch superimposed over a map of the United States. A voice over proclaimed, "America runs on Bulova time." It cost the co... Read More>

by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 2/5/2007
Rating: 3.69 Views: 161276 Emailed: 70 Comments: 76
A week or so ago, I actually heard myself say, "Tracy Morgan is hilarious." It was like an out of body experience. If the me from five years ago could hear the me from today, I would kick my own ass. But what can say? Every time I watch "30 Rock" he and Alec Baldwin make me laugh. Maybe it's Tina Fe... Read More>

by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 1/12/2007
Rating: 4.41 Views: 608866 Emailed: 488 Comments: 61
Sex and drugs have more in common that just being two of the great pleasures in life. In a cruel, Faustian way, neither one is ever quite as exciting as the first time. This leaves us in a constant search for stronger, more seductive, deviant, but most importantly different sex. Just like som... Read More>
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