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Posted: 7/30/2008
The Rev. Al Sharpton
Washington, D.C. (CelebJihad.com)-- The Reverend Al Sharpton called for a boycott of Niger on Sunday, urging Americans not to travel to or purchase products from the West African nation until its government agrees to a name change.
Speaking to supporters gathered in front of the Nigerien Embassy in Washington D.C., Sharpton called the county's name "outdated and hurtful" and said that it was only one 'g' away from "total offensitude-ness."
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The country was once a British Protectorate under the auspices of the Royal East India Company who had the charter to regulate the ivory trade out of Africa.
Back then it was known as whytee.
With the Ivory trade illegal, today it's main exports are Oxfam commercials, HIV and machete blades.
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Posted: 7/30/2008 12:12:37 PM
I say we ban the word shirt from the English language. I mean, it's only one letter away from being shit. Every time I take my young cousins to the dry cleaners I have to cover his ears, for fear he'll be exposed to this disgusting language.
Also, bringing vert's game over to this board:
Evil Frank - +|-|3 \/\/@|2|2!0|2$ (The Warriors, for you n00bs who don't speak l33t).
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Posted: 7/30/2008 12:37:19 PM
Yeah, they're pretty awesome. I like Clap Your Hands Say Yeah better though if we're talking that genre. How about this? You lose 30 pounds and I gain 30 pounds then we have a deal.
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Posted: 7/30/2008 1:25:00 PM
I couldn't do anything with the other tickets unfortunately. There aren't any bars around the Meadowlands and no one was scalping. Oh well. I have to say though that the Foo Fighters impressed me. Dave Grohl is a true rock star with some decent pipes. For one of their encores they brought out Roger Daltry and sang "The Best I've Ever Had" by The Who. Good stuff.
I have this friend, we'll call him Hatrick. Hatrick and I have known each other for over two years. We tell each other everything. we have a very cathartic relationship. We are not interested in each other sexually so that helps a great deal. We are usually brutally honest with each other, which is something i need in my life because mostly everyone I know only tells me what I want to hear.
Anywhooo...Hatrick's wife has grown suspicious of him. She hasn't gone so far as to come right out and accuse him of hijinx, but she has been snooping a bit. So in an effort to not give her anything to bitch about, he cut all ties with me and some other "friends". Leaving us in a dark abyss with our problems festering and not getting solved.
What can I do about this. I want to be supportive and a good friend and I want to respect his wished. but I'm the only girl in my family and I always get my way and part of me want to scream and kick and yell.
help me AB, sincerely,
Fat in Philly.
Dear Fatty,
First off, what the fuck is up with all these letters from fatty’s. I’m a god damn icon, I should be getting panties mailed in from fucking supermodels, which I would likely respond to with, you could stand to lose 5 pounds and your box needs a breathmint.
Now on to you, my intuition tells me that this Hatrick is black. I assume that because A) he was hangin with some fat white broad, and B) his name’s Hatrick and no self respecting white people would name their kid some made up ass nougat word. Either that or he’s canadien, which is even worse.
As far as the lack of sexual interest, I’m sure that’s true for him (assuming he’s white), but you on the other should learn to admit that your not so choosy. I’d bet one of my yachts that you’re the kind of fat philly whore who blows other people’s boyfriends, bangs felons, and generally spreads for every shameless dock worker who has few too many in your local dive.
I’ve gathered that even though you deny it, you want this guy to bang you like aboriginee’s drum, because why else would you be so fucking whiny ane waste my time. Let me put this out in the open for you: Hatrick is also very very gay. Any man who stops doing thing, especially things he’s certainly entitled to do, so he doesn’t get in trouble with his wife is a sack-less little nancy boy, who loves the cock. Any real man, such as myself, would put that bitch in her place and teach her to mind her business. What am I saying, only a fuckin idiot gets married, haven’t you seen what happened to Bridget Bardot? She was almost worthy of the Bastard himself back in the day, and now looks like a snaggletooth wildebeast with packages of brats where her neck used to be. Grim finish even for those who start out with the best.
Fuck the rest of your letter and your problem, I just don’t care. This whole situation is beneath me. I recommend that you do all you can to quit being a fat, nougat lovin, fag-hag or just hang yourself. Either one works for me. You live in major city, there’s a gym nearby, go there everyday and STOP FUCKING EATING YA FATASS!
Accept me as the one true god and you may stop sucking as bad, The Arrogant Bastard
My parents have another home in south florida, they're staying there basically the whole month of august, currently doing a significant amount of construction to the house. The construction spics and all their shit are constantly in the road and are to say the least an eyesore.
My mother, who is the sweetest woman ever born, bought all the neighbors a really nice bottle of wine,made them a cake, and delivered them to the door as kind of an acknowledgment/apology. I know, old school, but that's her. Lance told me that one old woman told mom yesterday "I'm not eating a cake from someone I don't even know and I don't drink." then slammed the door. Unreal.
Anyway, if you had been my mom, and the door hadn't been slammed, what would you have said? Lance started the game with "thank god you're going to be dead soon and somebody polite can move in." Give it a whirl if you want.
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Posted: 7/30/2008 1:58:24 PM
Relax. Miss Dubose is dying and she's trying to wean herself off painkillers so she dies in a lucid state.
AB, Tired and uninspired. Understood that you were just trying to "wake this place up" but first Hatrick is black, then he's white and gay, then he's married. Then Fat in Philly is....fat? Come on.
Read some of Lisa's stuff for tips on originality and form.
