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by: Jim Fath Posted: 7/10/2008 Rating: 3.35 Views: 76330 Emailed: 1 Comments: 605
	Well summer is half and over and we've found ourselves knee deep in summer blockbusters. This week we thought we pay tribute to one of our least favorite aspects of movie making, "The Sequel". Now, while it would be easy to rattle off a handful of horrid sequels, we, instead, opted to rank our leas... Read More>

by: Juan Turlington Posted: 5/15/2008 Rating: 4.18 Views: 39649 Emailed: 17 Comments: 324
	SkullFucker69: Hey fuckface, I've got you and your kingdom fucked like a dog taking on some sort of gigantic dog-killing machine. Eternia doesn't stand a chance. LOL (sadistically) Read More>

by: JDL Posted: 4/30/2008 Rating: 3.47 Views: 39322 Emailed: 0 Comments: 287
	Once you hack through the thic Read More>

by: Juan Turlington Posted: 4/28/2008 Rating: 3.73 Views: 40635 Emailed: 3 Comments: 234
	We've all been there. It's ear Read More>

by: JDL Posted: 4/16/2008 Rating: 3.50 Views: 29903 Emailed: 1 Comments: 124
	The 2008 NFL schedule is out, Read More>

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