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by: Jeff Greenwald Posted: 11/25/2008
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Jeff Greenwald Scranton, PA. Jim Donovan has worked at one time or another for each of the big three automakers as a senior engineer and designer. But every time he got comfortable enough to present his life's work he was laughed out of a job. Now that the Big 3 are in the shitter and begging for money from the... Read More>

by: Trevor Seigler Posted: 11/3/2008
Rating: 2.88 Views: 5123 Emailed: 4 Comments: 0
NEW YORK, NY (TPP) -- The "John McCain & Sarah Palin Comedy Hour" has been cancelled and will no longer air after November 4, officials at NBC said in a statement on Monday. The move comes as ratings for the once-profitable summer replacement series have dipped and viewer interest has fallen off aft... Read More>

by: Trevor Seigler Posted: 10/13/2008
Rating: 3.04 Views: 17418 Emailed: 14 Comments: 345
Trevor Seigler AUSTIN, TX (TPP) -- Officials are confirming late-breaking news reports that the state of Texas was messed with over the weekend, and all signs point towards Oklahoma as the prime suspect in the incident.
Just how exactly Texas was "messed with" is unclear at this point, but eyewitness reports on... Read More>

by: Mark Garrison Posted: 9/2/2008
Rating: 3.75 Views: 11975 Emailed: 4 Comments: 162
Mark Garrison San Antonio Public Health Director Adrian Rodriguez is sick of seeing so many neglected babies in the San Antonio area. Rodriguez says this is due to the teen pregnancy epidemic that has gripped San Antonio for years and that San Antonio has the highest rate of births to girls ages 10 to 14 in the U... Read More>

by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 7/30/2008
Rating: 4.10 Views: 45598 Emailed: 14 Comments: 1092
Jayson Mattthews Washington, D.C. (CelebJihad.com)-- The Reverend Al Sharpton called for a boycott of Niger on Sunday, urging Americans not to travel to or purchase products from the West African nation until its government agrees to a name change. Read More>
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