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I would totally vote for Homer
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I'd go with Homer too with Pet
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I dropped a bomb on Vermont a
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The issues of Vermont, the riv
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I like it too. Some good line
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My wife is from Vermont. A few
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There is absolutely no double-
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Much like this piece, is a who
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