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General Information:
ThePhatPhree.com is primarily a showcase for comedy writers. We have a core staff of writers and editors, but we are always looking for fresh, funny voices to add to the mix. The only compensation we offer is exposure, but with about 15,000 unique visitors each day, the value of that exposure is significant.

Writers who consistantly create great work, and who are interested are often invited to contribute to projects outside of the website.

What we are looking for:
We want comedy writers. If you have a fresh perspective, if you can write hilarious jokes, if you are looking for a place to test new material, we want you to write for us. We also want people who are interested in contributing regularly. If you have one idea a year, this isn't the place for you. We want people who love to write, and are looking for another outlet for their comedy. We are also looking for more diversity in our staff - especially writers from countries outside of the US.

What to send us:
Use the guidelines below to email us information about yourself as well as one or two samples of your writing in .doc or .txt form (as attachments).

Tips on sample pieces: DO NOT send us blog entries or fake news. We want to see how well you write, your jokes, and your voice. We don't care what you ate for lunch unless it's REALLY funny. DO NOT send us 20 pieces; two is plenty.

Send the following information to iwanttobeawriter@thephatphree.com:
  • Your full name
  • Your location
  • Your birthdate (must be 18)
  • Brief bio - Tell us a little bit about yourself. Are you a stand up comedian? What do you want to do with your writing? Anything else we should know.
  • 1 or 2 samples of your work in .doc or .txt format (as attachments).

PLEASE NOTE: By emailing material, you are stating that all writing submitted was created by you.

Also, we only review writer applications about every six weeks, so please be patient. We do respond to every one who applies.

Username must be between 5-25 characters.

Password must be between 5-20 characters.
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