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Juan Turlington does not take advantage of the wide array of felonies available to him in American society. Mail Tampering takes such little effort that it makes him feel warm and fuzzy inside. Every other Tuesday, abducted wanderers are snatched from their path, never to find their intended destination. They slowly become "Other People’s Mail." These are their lost, misguided voices.

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VitriolCentral Simply poetry as always, Juan. () Post #: 1
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Posted: 4/28/2008 5:20:08 AM
"Before you can focus, the ear
Belding Gamey () Post #: 2
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I play "baby darts" all the ti
VitriolCentral Really? In the rest of the wo () Post #: 3
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Posted: 4/28/2008 7:58:28 AM
we call that fucking retarded.
Belding Statistics? () Post #: 4
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Posted: 4/28/2008 8:34:45 AM
Hey guy, it was a fucking JOKE
VitriolCentral Ease up, princess. () Post #: 5
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My taking a shot at you was ju
vertigo Juan () Post #: 6
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Excellent. If God is so good,
Shazaam alright. () Post #: 7
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Posted: 4/28/2008 9:26:22 AM
I liked the point of this and
VitriolCentral Is "in the traditional fashion () Post #: 8
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actually facing the right way
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I did, great time. Unreal fini
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That's good that you stuck aro
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