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You searched for : "Juan Turlington"
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occurring on or before 10/8/2009
88 matches found.
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by: Juan Turlington Posted: 10/11/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.87 Viewed: 546,576 Emailed: 2,557 Comments: 448
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...To: John MaddenCC: Electronic Arts SportsFrom: Ethan AlbrightRe: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 t......
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by: Juan Turlington Posted: 2/20/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.51 Viewed: 41,656 Emailed: 130 Comments: 40
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...Across the galaxy, in Eternia, He-man strikes up an instant messenger conversation with Man-E-Faces, a warrior who fights beside him for justice and freedom. He-Man's intentions are dismal, so he naturally finds it difficult to arrive at his point of emphasis.He-Man4ever: Hey man, what's up?Man-E-F......
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by: Juan Turlington Posted: 5/29/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.37 Viewed: 26,776 Emailed: 16 Comments: 115
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...of Health and Human Services)From: Juan Turlington (assistant secretary for the Department of Being Fucking Reasonable)Re: abstinence education fundingHey Wade,I came upon a very interesting statistic concerning the Department of Health and Human Services the other day. I just couldn't let it go. ......
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by: Juan Turlington Posted: 6/12/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.37 Viewed: 15,190 Emailed: 11 Comments: 41
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by: Juan Turlington Posted: 3/29/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.32 Viewed: 23,475 Emailed: 39 Comments: 106
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...Yeah. I saw it. Great. Amazing.What?! Yes, I'm watching...Jeez. I said it was great.No. You know what? No more. Come here, son. It's your fifth birthday, right?What? Seventh. Really? You're seven?Okay, okay. You're seven. That just makes this gift all the more important. Listen, I've decided to give......
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by: Juan Turlington Posted: 6/26/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.26 Viewed: 16,062 Emailed: 12 Comments: 125
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...Dear all guys that excessively...
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by: Juan Turlington Posted: 2/27/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.26 Viewed: 7,636 Emailed: 23 Comments: 22
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...Ashley Parker Angel? Did he pick this as a stage name or was it his real name? Which of those answers would be more acceptable? If he wasn’t referred to in the same way as historical assassins, his name would be Ashley Angel. Why even deviate from the whole pussy-ass motif with “Parker?” Why not “Fe......
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by: Juan Turlington Posted: 3/17/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.21 Viewed: 5,543 Emailed: 7 Comments: 27
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...What in the fuck is going on? Every single time the T.V. comes on, another star from the past is making a comeback. It’s not even surprising anymore. First it was throwback jerseys, now it’s throwback celebrities and movies. It’s irritating. Some of these people have never even truly went away. Mot......
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by: Juan Turlington Posted: 5/31/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.20 Viewed: 7,692 Emailed: 43 Comments: 53
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...Hey there, junior, good to see that you’re home! How did school go today? Yeah, it was pretty much a typical day at the office for me too. Say, what’s that black suitcase you’re carrying? It’s probably filled up with love notes from all the girls at school that want to go out with you, huh? Ha ha h......
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by: Juan Turlington Posted: 7/31/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.19 Viewed: 16,611 Emailed: 37 Comments: 21
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...There is no place like the senior prom to convey your undying love for the Indiana Pacers. Shit like this brings about a very important lesson involving originality and creativity. Ideas are not brilliant solely because no one has ever thought of the idea before. For example, until just now, I would......
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