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  • Balls A new article? () Post #: 1
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 8:39:57 AM
    And today's not even my birthday!
    CJ Scheck () Post #: 2
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 9:40:57 AM
    Nice.... Where has your brother been? Tell him he needs to get back here, the slacker.

    Your final round 1 bracket of the Golden Era.

    Have fun.
    Joe Six-Pack Hayworth () Post #: 3
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 9:44:54 AM
    I have to stick with the American on this one. The pic alone is a clincher.

    When did US Track and Field go in shitter?


    vertigo Scheck () Post #: 4
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 9:46:34 AM
    I like how prolific you are, but this was weak.

    Tough matchup, but I'm going with Hayworth. Both in several good films, both talented, both bags of fuck. Hayworth just is so fucking sexy I have to choose her. Gilda and Lady From Shanghai are two of my favorite movies.

    CJ, you're right about Sellers and Grant, but do you know who rejected Loren's advances while married? Wait for it.............Paul Newman! Stay down wop.


    CJ DC () Post #: 5
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 9:56:30 AM
    I like how you vote based on patriotic leanings.

    Must be something they do at Parris Island. But if I was voting too, I would agree wholehartedly.

    This was originally going to be Barbara Eden v. Sophia. But after seeing what you degenerates did to Grace kelly, I'm glad to leave Jeannie out.


    Evil Frank I have that Hayworth pinup. () Post #: 6
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 10:13:57 AM
    I'll open the bidding at $200...

    I promise there are no stains that you can see.*



    * see with the naked eye.


    Joe Six-Pack CJ () Post #: 7
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 10:19:05 AM
    Blame it on my complusive watching of the Olympics for my biased vote.

    I just heard the US swept the Men's 400 Hurdles. Take that you weed puffin' Jamicans.
    Shazaam "It's Hedley!" () Post #: 8
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 10:20:07 AM
    Thank you, Lisa. I guess putting Rita against another favorite was a little "fuck you" for leading the revolt against Grace (too clean; sorry). And I do like Bettie Page. Sorry she couldn't make it.

    But, of course, it's Rita. That's an amazing picture.

    My head is merely pulsing now but an explosion is very possible.

    I scanned the article. I will come back later to give it more attention.


    T-Bone Sophia () Post #: 9
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 10:40:02 AM
    Put me down for Sophia. I've always been a fan - great face, GREAT rack - what's not to like. I had the poster of her dripping wet from "Boy on a Dolphin" hanging in my college dorm.

    Though Rita does look like she eats bowls of dicks for breakfast in that picture...
    baba Rita () Post #: 10
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 10:46:44 AM
    looks fantastic. There's no way this matchup isn't going to be a blowout.

    Sacrimone just can't catch a break. Come home, and I will console youuu...r breasts.

    Besides, jugs that size were not meant to be gymnastical.
    Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side Phuck me running () Post #: 11
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 10:50:28 AM
    the classics have been brutal match ups, I am going with Sophia out of loyalty.

    On USA track and field, more fast food = slower runners. Besides I like a gold medalist that says "all love to Jamaica."
    Christine I'm going with () Post #: 12
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 10:54:18 AM
    Rita. She's exquisite.

    Balls how was your cape cod adventure? did I call you? what did I say?

    I had a whopper of a weekend myself. Was your friend able to get KOL tickets? it sold out in like 5 minutes. Cuteboy couldn't get them and neither could I. we are going to try Stubbub as a last resort. I will blow your friend for a ticket so let him know.
    Shazaam Christine () Post #: 13
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:17:02 AM
    You have chosen....wisely.

    Christine Calling SS () Post #: 14
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:19:52 AM
    Calling SS. Would SS please come to the front desk. You are needed urgently.

    Check your fucking email, manwhore!!!

    I'm ready to go! I'm all amped up. I'm not waiting anymore!!!
    Christine DC () Post #: 15
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:27:04 AM
    Its your turn!! Go pick someone. hurry...hurry..please....i'm dripping with anticipation!!!!
    vertigo Christine () Post #: 16
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:27:56 AM
    You're taking McNabb first right? Represent Philly!

    After seeing campaign contributions, bump the spread in blue lip/blue hair to minus 6 for Obama. I have a strong feeling we're all about to have a black experience.

    Anybody watch Mad Men last night? I'm in love with Don's wife. I want a wife like that.
    Christine Vert () Post #: 17
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:29:43 AM
    I'm not telling! Also, I think you may be the soul viewer of mad men. You and like maybe my uncle, charlie, if nothing else is on.
    vertigo Weird () Post #: 18
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:36:44 AM
    So I'm the only viewer of Mad Men that has soul? Pretty mean comment on your uncle.

    Somebody toss up a pic of Don's wife. Bitch is thin, blonde, gorgeous, can cook, mix a drink, house is clean, and loves to bang. If I ever meet someone like that you're all invited to my wedding, true love like that will not fade away.

    "Love is real it won't fade away
    bop......bop.........bop bop"
    Balls My vote () Post #: 19
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:37:56 AM
    is for Sophia Loren. Balls is a boob man.

    Christine, Cape Cod was unbeleivable. Hooked up with 2 girls. My Saturday night hookup was in front of the Friday night one. Friday wasn't happy, but Balls wasn't exaclty lucent. Too much good stuff to recall all at once. I'll come back with more later.
    T-Bone Vert () Post #: 20
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:38:15 AM
    I'm more of a Rachel man myself (or, of course, Joan), but I can see why someone would like Betty. She's more fucked up than I am.

    Also Vert, in response to last week's episode, have you ever given a bitch the bowling ball grip while working a deal? I just imagine you as the Don Draper type.
    Balls Tickets () Post #: 21
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:43:27 AM
    Crapped out on the Kings of Leon tickets too. I guess we're turing to CraigsList or I might have to blow one of their roadies. We'll see how this goes.
    brikz Checking in () Post #: 22
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:46:07 AM
    Before I take the boat/jetskis out on the lake. DC you're up. Hyde took M. Lynch, vert took F. Gore, and SS took R. Moss. Christine, after DC picks, make your picks in the e-mail and on here so he knows who else is gone. Let's keep this thing rolling muh fuckas. Keep me in the loop on the e-mails
    Evil Frank Vert () Post #: 23
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:48:22 AM
    You ever do find that say hello to the easter bunny, and Santa Clause.

    And don't step in the Loch Ness Monster's shit either.


    vertigo T-bone () Post #: 24
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:52:23 AM
    I'm flattered. Though I'm not above vulcaning a bitch to seal the deal, my firm apparently specializes in representing only groups that let disgusting/fat/old/dykes to the top of their corporate ladder. Tough break.

    All the honeys are either at the front desk or staying at home with the kids they shit out. Not too much difference between now and then in that regard.


    Joe Six-Pack I can't get my e-mail so bare with me () Post #: 25
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:52:24 AM
    Tomlinson, Brady, McPherson, Westbrook, Moss, Lynch and Gore are gone?
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