Posts: 4645 Rank: 5 Joined:
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Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 8/18/2008 3:19:00 PM
You'll be hearing from my attorney regarding the slip and fall case I have filed against your father, since it's his ranch. No hard feelings, but I got medical bills that need to be paid.
Posts: 1476 Rank: 17 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
savannah, GA
Posted: 8/18/2008 3:27:11 PM
please elaborate on this 'slip and fall' case. is everything all better with you and, well... sobriety and meaningful relationships?
paddy mac- thats a bit like saying that cheech marion is closer to being black than white. he hangs out with don johnson now. you need more evidence to convict my client. in the first round i would hereby like to take justin fargas. call me crazy, but...
vert- no senor, all of her people are in the northern florida area now. which is really convient for me i guess.
Posts: 4645 Rank: 5 Joined:
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Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 8/18/2008 3:29:26 PM
Don't get me and Christine mixed up ever again. Sure, we're both pleasantly plump and have million dollar smiles, but her titts are about 2 sizes bigger than mine.
Posts: 2987 Rank: 10 Joined:
12/28/2006
Location:
Sylacauga, AL
Posted: 8/18/2008 3:31:36 PM
"Losen up, Sandy baby!" [referring to Justice Sandra Day O'Connor].
Also, white guy with a mohawk. Pretty cool. Good call, CJ.
antony, I still think Justin is more ghetto (like the ones in Training Day) than the hispanics that I can identify with...like Jimmy Smits or Maria from Sesame Street (who, apparently, made a deal with Satan. Has.not.aged.)
Posts: 1476 Rank: 17 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
savannah, GA
Posted: 8/18/2008 3:38:40 PM
with that and me confusing ralph machio with a semi-attractive young lesbo-nazi earlier, i have some real apologizing to do today.
christine- i am so sorry for that, you are way hotter than spartan. i promise. if you don't believe me, just ask your dentist the next time he's about apply anesthesia.
paddy mac- sir, if i had a white glove, it would be plastered to the side of your face right now. as it were, i can only imagine myself fornicating your mother. there is only one faction in the ghetto. well, two. jimmy shoe-shine and WGID's.
Posts: 1476 Rank: 17 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
savannah, GA
Posted: 8/18/2008 4:01:24 PM
AND TO THINK I WOULD HAVE PENETRATED YOU! you fucking piece of shit! dan reeves is an abomination and a horrible football coach to boot. 1 and goal against the browns and you send warrick "i weigh 105 fucking lbs" dunn up the middle 4 times in a row! where the fuck was tonya harding when this asshole left the fucking stadium!? fuck you jamelrice or whatever the fuck your name is.
