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  • Christine Brikz () Post #: 26
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:53:26 AM
    is your aol email your name at aol.com?

    Where the fuck is DC? This is insane!!


    Balls- I will blow with you. We have to get to that show.
    Joe Six-Pack What's insane () Post #: 27
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 11:56:02 AM
    is doing this draft three weeks before the season start. I know my 1st pick will end up blowing out a knee

    I meant Peterson, not McPherson.
    brikz Christine () Post #: 28
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:00:39 PM
    It should be included on the e-mail I sent over the weekend. same beginning as my work but with numbers also.

    DC, the following are gone.

    QB
    T. Brady
    P. Manning

    RB
    A. Peterson
    L. Tomlinson
    B. Westbrook
    S. Jackson
    J. Addai
    M. Lynch
    F. Gore

    WR
    Randy Moss
    brikz DC () Post #: 29
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:04:39 PM
    I agree. I always do my drafts the weekend before the season starts. But everybody couldn't do it that weekend *cough* AB *cough*, or any other date, so we had to do it this way.
    Joe Six-Pack How did I go from picking () Post #: 30
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:15:31 PM
    8th to picking 11th?? Fucking shenanigans.
    brikz Aright fuckers () Post #: 31
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:15:36 PM
    I'm hitting the lake. I'll have the phone on the boat so keep me in the loop.

    P.S. Rita
    Shazaam I gotta tell you... () Post #: 32
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:21:06 PM
    ...whoever said that watching a fantasy football draft drag out over several days on a comedy website was not riveting or funny is just a big fat moron.

    This ranks second only to EUGENE recounting his poker nights with his boyfriends. I can hardly contain myself.




    Joe Six-Pack Sorry PM () Post #: 33
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:26:44 PM
    its my works fault. They don't allow outside e-mails. I still don't know how I'm picking 11th in a ten person league.
    Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side PM () Post #: 34
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:28:31 PM
    Tell me about your Phillies, are they going to make the playoffs? I am still pulling for them solely to see the bat girls in the post season.

    Balls, you an A's fan or a Blackburn fan tonight? Come on the A's are out of it.

    DC, are you going to take this long in your second round?
    brikz DC () Post #: 35
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:29:42 PM
    It's a 12 team league. The order never changed. You've been picking 11th the whole time.
    Joe Six-Pack I'll take Romo the Homo () Post #: 36
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:37:14 PM
    cheatin' bastards.

    Brikz, watch out for the amoeba that crawls up your pee whole and sets up house. I heard it isn't good for the love life.
    vertigo PaddyMac () Post #: 37
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:41:51 PM
    Is that your old lady?


    Shazaam No problem guys... () Post #: 38
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:49:27 PM
    I was just screwing around.

    vert,
    Gross.

    Hyde,
    Yes.

    DC,
    Thanks adding insult to injury. You get bumped back in the draft, and then have to take a Dallas QB. Ouch.
    Balls Hyde () Post #: 39
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:52:38 PM
    I figure at this point I win/lose either way. If Blackburn throws a gem then that's awesome, but if the A's win then that's cool too. If the A's were in a pennant race then I would bench Blackburn. My allegiance is first and foremeost to my real team, so I won't start fantasty guys going against them. But, since the A's season is in the shitter then there's not much for me to worry about.
    Balls P.S. () Post #: 40
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 12:54:58 PM
    Anyone catch the Bob Saget roast last night? I've been trying to evaluate Norm MacDonald's bit. Any thoughts?
    Porkchop Hey, Fucksticks () Post #: 41
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 1:02:18 PM
    Why am I not on the TPPFFL email thread anymore?!
    I hate you people!

    *takes a Xanax*

    Ahhhhhhh. Much better.

    I saw The Dark Knight....again.
    Evil Frank Balls () Post #: 42
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 1:13:08 PM
    I just watched that. Here is a link for Pat who most likely will be the only one to click it. headphones Pat.

    Norm McDonald roasts Saget
    I love Norm McDonald. But evidently I know nothing about Humor so I guess My opinion means nothing.

    antony umm () Post #: 43
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 1:13:08 PM
    so what'd i miss? what's this about judging women and what-not? why are all of you emailing and calling eachother nowadays? i feel like there is a lot going on that isn't being shared with me. and really, thats only a good thing if you are all a bunch of women from NYC. because then you would all have herpes. yankees are dirty and awful.
    Evil Frank Balls (repost casue I fucked up the link) () Post #: 44
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 1:15:07 PM
    I just watched that. Here is a link for Pat who most likely will be the only one to click it. headphones Pat.

    Norm McDonald roasts Saget
    I love Norm McDonald. But evidently I know nothing about Humor so I guess My opinion means nothing.

    Balls Frank () Post #: 45
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 1:19:30 PM
    I'm obviously not inside his head, but what he was trying to do was roast people tell bad jokes that involved no cussing at all because all Bob saget does is cuss in his act. I didn't laugh my ass off or anything, but I think it was pretty brilliant in hindsight. kind of an Andy Kauffman tribute.
    Balls DC () Post #: 46
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 1:24:09 PM
    Christine took Maurice Jones-Drew and Ben Roethlisberger. You're back on the clock.

    Antony, we had a black guy, but we chased him off. And I don't have herpes. Welcome back. Don't leave us.
    jamilreis Vote () Post #: 47
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 1:26:38 PM
    Ms. Lauren-Reis. It doesn't look like she will win anyway, but I'm the type of idiot who voted for Nadar.
    Joe Six-Pack Pick () Post #: 48
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 1:31:45 PM
    Portis, Clinton Running Back Washington Redskins.

    Fart.
    Shazaam Frank () Post #: 49
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 1:34:35 PM
    Thanks for the link. I actually liked that. I was thinking that it could also reflect the difference between Bob's squeaky/dorky Funniest Home Video persona and his raunchy stand-up. Or just an F-U to Comedy Central, practically daring them to air the bit. Probably the later, because McDonald is a dick and he loves messing with people.

    Christine,
    Nice play on the end. You did the best with what you had...and it just might work.
    Christine Antony () Post #: 50
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 1:35:48 PM
    Not only that, back in June we all went to Oklahoma and partied on Vertigo's parent's ranch. It was pretty awkward at first, but then we all got drunk and had a blast. Tman brought his guitar and we all sang songs. Vert's parents took us horse back riding and Spartan fell off. it was HYSTERICAL.

    I made out with Balls hardcore near the stable, but then I got scared when he wanted to do me and told him we should just be friends.

    Vert's mom makes delicious cake and booze is, in fact, delicious.

    you missed out, baby cakes.
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