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Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 8/18/2008 1:39:01 PM
I totally fucked up that last part. WHOOPS! I'm trying to text, talk on my office phone and comment all at the same time. it is a difficult task. I'm sure you will all understand.
Posts: 1476 Rank: 17 Joined:
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savannah, GA
Posted: 8/18/2008 1:39:37 PM
dear jamilreis.
is that you in your little profile picture? are you a woman? if you are, i want you to know that i would willing penetrate you. and out of respect, i would "pull out" so as not to endanger your position at the post office. i know pregnancy is frowned upon by those capitalist pig-dogs. keep me in mind when you look up at your shower-head tonight. good day.
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Posted: 8/18/2008 1:42:44 PM
hayworth all the way. normally i like a jew nose because it comes with a jew ass, but sophia is a dirty wop who wore mob boss sunglasses. she probably had hair on her upper lip when not being photographed.
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Posted: 8/18/2008 2:19:13 PM
Seriously, that's not funny. they are really gonna believe we did again and then I'm going to have to prove myself all over again.
for the last time, i didn't fuck balls at the ranch. and while we're confessing, I never threw up 40 dollars for the horse glaze job either. sorry Danny.
The weather down here is fucking brilliant right now. Just another beautiful day in paradise. I probably won't be in tomorrow, but I'll jump online for the last of the modern girls and draft purposes.
For the record, definitely Rita, I'm glad you guys didn't need my help with that one.
Ant - you did miss out, the ranch was awesome. Although, I was a little dispointed the next day when we went to the lake, because Vert's dingy was less than impressive... and his boat was small too.
Norm Macdonald - fucking brilliant. Your truly funny when you can go out there with the worst jokes ever, purposefully mistime them, and still kill. He had me laughing pretty hard. And really how many times can someone get up and make a pedofile/olsen/kimmy gibbler joke, then call everyone else fat, old or ugly.
All we've been through baby and you do me like that? Unreal. I had you pegged as the modern day version of Betty Draper, but she'd never talk back like that.
Of course I can't get a picture of Betty but I can get a picture of a bunch of sweaty (stunner!) shirtless jigs. Thanks.
I'm all over the map as far as a rig. I can't make up my mind.
Can't believe I didn't lead off the morning with this:
Hit uptown friday night, around midnight ran into # fucking 1 at some place I've never been (a dump). I can tell its her but try to talk the place down enough for these idiots to bite off on leaving quickly, turn around from the bar and she is standing next to me. Looking hot, of fucking course. She says, wasted, "where's your 19 year old girlfriend? Could you not buy her way in?" Astounding. What did I ever do to her? Oh, right.
Ah, relationships. Take it Pitino:
Betty Draper is not walking through that door fans!
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Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 8/18/2008 2:39:03 PM
And to think I sent you a headshot...
I would have voted for Sophia if I didn't live on the West Coast.
PS - Brikz, Jill says hi. She's in town and staying at our place. Does it make you mad that she has slept in my bed and not yours? It shouldn't, I wasn't in it with her. Her and Smash got the master bed, I slept in the guest room.
"all over the map" - why don't you just admit you are holding out to see what happens with the Angels and if you get paid you're going to upgrade - no shame in the truth, speaking of that - sorry to all who ate the Guac at the ranch, good glad to have that off my chest.
Look at her. Look at that waist. She's in the kitchen cooking probably, dressed up, and smoking both literally and figuratively. Perfection.
Hyde, I've got the money from a nice quarterly bonus and the Celtics/Giants (unheard of!) bets. I'm trying to decide between something new like an Escalade or something unique like an old school Rover. Probably have this car about 3-4 years, so I want to nail it.
Remember when brikz knocked out the meanest bull with a right hook? Amazing.
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savannah, GA
Posted: 8/18/2008 3:03:36 PM
there were some "good influences" at this "ranch". is it too late for me to get in on this fantasy league? i promise to pick an all colorless team and, if possible, i'll have as many hebrews as possible.
can i get a ruling on justin fargas? would he be able to make this squad? i think the hispanic makes up for his other influences, and as a personal view i think mexicans are A-ok.
Does your feather slut have any hot easy feather friends in OK? That might make the next ranch party even more fun. Maybe we'll even get dc laid this time.
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12/28/2006
Location:
Sylacauga, AL
Posted: 8/18/2008 3:18:23 PM
Since I won my league championship in '05, I promised that, if I ever won again, I'd draft an all-white team....just for fun.
RB would be tough, of course. Did anyone draft that Hester kid from LSU? Is Merril Hodge still in shape? Craig James? How's Mark Van Eagan holding up? It's tough.
I'm saying "no" to Justin Fargas because he's from LA.
