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  • Evil Frank Jon Gries () Post #: 101
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 4:37:11 PM
    He was also in Joy sticks.

    But I bet no one here has ever seen that movie.

    Danny?

    Oh hey Pat.
    Balls Hyde () Post #: 102
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    Location:  New York, NY
    Posted: 8/18/2008 4:45:32 PM
    My roommate was talking about the Jon Gries thing last night too. What brought it to your mind? Are you my roommate?
    Arrogant Bastahhd Who's on the clock now? Sparto again? () Post #: 103
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 4:47:32 PM
    Easy guess. Go ahead and take Hester now sparto, first round was a reach, but unless you snag him up now, he might not be available for your next pic.
    Shazaam Hello Frank. () Post #: 104
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    Location:  Sylacauga, AL
    Posted: 8/18/2008 4:50:53 PM
    I haven't been able to view the clip yet. Looking forward to it.

    Sorry about the Rico pic. I had a feeling it wouldn't work.

    Congrats SS.
    Shit Sandwich EF () Post #: 105
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    Location:  The Wash, DC
    Posted: 8/18/2008 4:56:20 PM
    Wow.

    EF pic caption:

    The Knack's hit:

    *bubbuh-beow-beow-buh*
    "Ma, ma, ma myyyyyy Sharonda!!!"
    DLamp Spart () Post #: 106
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    Location:  Los Angeles, CA
    Posted: 8/18/2008 4:58:27 PM
    Or anyone else who is a fast food afficianado:

    How are the nacho cheese burger/chicken sandwich at Jack in the Box? Worth trying?
    antony dear tpp friends and faithful () Post #: 107
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    Location:  savannah, GA
    Posted: 8/18/2008 4:59:43 PM
    i have a lot of pics on my phone. a lot of awful, undignified, evil pictures involving everything from drug and alcohol abuse, to sexual deviance and people of questionable height and ethnic background. i even have a picture of my ex with one of those giant $3 incent sticks clenched within her anus. (i thought it was kind of 'furnitury')...however, i must say, the pic that i took not 10 minutes ago, was my greatest accomplishment ever. there was a black man walking down the street wearing a jumpsuit and a full-body sandwich board, and carrying a fucking white vintriliquist doll that had a curly jew-fro.

    thoughts?
    Evil Frank Ant () Post #: 108
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:03:33 PM
    Email that shit to me.
    thegautsch@hotmail.com

    It should be posted so we can comment on it.
    Arrogant Bastahhd My first thought () Post #: 109
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:04:30 PM
    is post it
    antony it will probably be thursday or so before i can email it () Post #: 110
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:06:08 PM
    i dont have any minutes on my personal phone, and keep in mind the pics were taken from a moving car, however! i have seen him around here twice now, so maybe i can get some better shots of him. i will email it as soon as i can.

    you do mean the vintriliquist guy pics right?
    Shazaam I'd like the incense pic too () Post #: 111
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:07:53 PM
    if you would be so kind. Thanks.
    Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side Ant () Post #: 112
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:08:57 PM
    Loonies have been walking around with sandwich boards warning of the reckoning for generations, problem is the illiterate were out of the loop, until now.

    Spart pick. Pretty please with sugar on top.
    DLamp Thoughts: () Post #: 113
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:09:07 PM
    Post it.
    Shit Sandwich ... () Post #: 114
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:10:41 PM
    "Ma, ma, ma myyyyyy Sharonda!!!"
    vertigo Ant () Post #: 115
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:10:46 PM
    You want to impress me post one of your feather girl doing actual work.
    Toque Bongrip wait () Post #: 116
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:12:59 PM
    there is a nacho cheese burger now? I can hear myself getting fatter.



    What do you call all the cheese that is not your?








    NACHO CHEESE!!!
    Evil Frank Ant () Post #: 117
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:19:57 PM
    Anything without a cock would be nice, but we don't want to leave Danny and Christine out of the loop.




    Shit did I just ask for dick pics?

    SS what's your inlaw's name? Darnell? Nike? Shazzamm?
    jamilreis Like I said SS () Post #: 118
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:21:34 PM
    I promise to try and get a job and at least pay a little child supote. Them girls aint yo problem.
    Porkchop Sorry () Post #: 119
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:25:47 PM
    Any chance I could get a list of the RBs who have already been picked, please?
    Arrogant Bastahhd Spart () Post #: 120
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:32:44 PM
    look at the email, Danny just posted the spreadsheet.
    Porkchop Fuck it. () Post #: 121
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:33:06 PM
    I'll take the first guy on my list from top to bottom who hasn't been picked yet.

    1. Adrian Peterson, MIN
    2. LaDainian Tomlinson, SD
    3. Brian Westbrook, PHI
    4. Joseph Addai, IND
    5. Steven Jackson, STL
    6. Marshawn Lynch, BUF
    7. Larry Johnson, KC
    8. Frank Gore, SF
    9. Maurice Jones-Drew, JAX
    10. Clinton Portis, WAS

    Thank you
    Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side Sparto () Post #: 122
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:35:22 PM
    The number you have dialed is not in service. Please check your list and try again.
    Arrogant Bastahhd ahh () Post #: 123
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:36:20 PM
    reggie bush is still available sparto.

    Shaun Alexander's available too.
    Porkchop AB () Post #: 124
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:36:38 PM
    What fucking email?

    I can't acces Yahoo from here.

    Send that shit to jbrock@sunamerica.com

    Love,
    Sportan
    jamilreis Re: Faith Forum, CA () Post #: 125
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:36:44 PM
    I'm not rooting for another terrorist attack, but if one had to happen, I can't think of a better place. Unless of course Canada is an option.
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