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Balls	A new article? ()	Post #: 1
Posts: 3005 Rank: 6 Joined: 12/7/2006 Location: New York, NY	Posted: 8/18/2008 8:39:57 AM And today's not even my birthday!
CJ	Scheck ()	Post #: 2
Posts: 975 Rank: 29 Joined: 3/6/2008 Location: Duck Pond , NH	Posted: 8/18/2008 9:40:57 AM Nice.... Where has your brother been? Tell him he needs to get back here, the slacker. Your final round 1 bracket of the Golden Era. Have fun.
Joe Six-Pack	Hayworth ()	Post #: 3
Posts: 2499 Rank: 11 Joined: 12/7/2006 Location: Clearwater, FL	Posted: 8/18/2008 9:44:54 AM I have to stick with the American on this one. The pic alone is a clincher. When did US Track and Field go in shitter?
vertigo	Scheck ()	Post #: 4
Posts: 4510 Rank: 3 Joined: 12/7/2006 Location: dallas, TX	Posted: 8/18/2008 9:46:34 AM I like how prolific you are, but this was weak. Tough matchup, but I'm going with Hayworth. Both in several good films, both talented, both bags of fuck. Hayworth just is so fucking sexy I have to choose her. Gilda and Lady From Shanghai are two of my favorite movies. CJ, you're right about Sellers and Grant, but do you know who rejected Loren's advances while married? Wait for it.............Paul Newman! Stay down wop.
CJ	DC ()	Post #: 5
Posts: 975 Rank: 29 Joined: 3/6/2008 Location: Duck Pond , NH	Posted: 8/18/2008 9:56:30 AM I like how you vote based on patriotic leanings. Must be something they do at Parris Island. But if I was voting too, I would agree wholehartedly. This was originally going to be Barbara Eden v. Sophia. But after seeing what you degenerates did to Grace kelly, I'm glad to leave Jeannie out.
Evil Frank	I have that Hayworth pinup. ()	Post #: 6
Posts: 1823 Rank: 12 Joined: 8/5/2007 Location: La Crosse, WI	Posted: 8/18/2008 10:13:57 AM I'll open the bidding at $200... I promise there are no stains that you can see.* * see with the naked eye.
Joe Six-Pack	CJ ()	Post #: 7
Posts: 2499 Rank: 11 Joined: 12/7/2006 Location: Clearwater, FL	Posted: 8/18/2008 10:19:05 AM Blame it on my complusive watching of the Olympics for my biased vote. I just heard the US swept the Men's 400 Hurdles. Take that you weed puffin' Jamicans.
Shazaam	"It's Hedley!" ()	Post #: 8
Posts: 2987 Rank: 10 Joined: 12/28/2006 Location: Sylacauga, AL	Posted: 8/18/2008 10:20:07 AM Thank you, Lisa. I guess putting Rita against another favorite was a little "fuck you" for leading the revolt against Grace (too clean; sorry). And I do like Bettie Page. Sorry she couldn't make it. But, of course, it's Rita. That's an amazing picture. My head is merely pulsing now but an explosion is very possible. I scanned the article. I will come back later to give it more attention.
T-Bone	Sophia ()	Post #: 9
Posts: 365 Rank: 64 Joined: 12/7/2006 Location: Next Door, TX	Posted: 8/18/2008 10:40:02 AM Put me down for Sophia. I've always been a fan - great face, GREAT rack - what's not to like. I had the poster of her dripping wet from "Boy on a Dolphin" hanging in my college dorm. Though Rita does look like she eats bowls of dicks for breakfast in that picture...
baba	Rita ()	Post #: 10
Posts: 583 Rank: 30 Joined: 8/29/2007 Location: Boston, MA	Posted: 8/18/2008 10:46:44 AM looks fantastic. There's no way this matchup isn't going to be a blowout. Sacrimone just can't catch a break. Come home, and I will console youuu...r breasts. Besides, jugs that size were not meant to be gymnastical.

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