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You searched for : "John Scheck"
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occurring on or before 4/7/2008
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by: John Scheck Posted: 4/6/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.04 Viewed: 2,014 Emailed: 17 Comments: 34
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...I want a decaf nonfat no foam carmel mochachino with whipped cream.I tried to be a real man and although I haven’t completely given up, how far off could that be after ordering a cup of coffee that requires more instructions than a kitchen remodeling job? And to think that I used to drink coffee, re......
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by: John Scheck Posted: 4/20/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.95 Viewed: 1,062 Emailed: 6 Comments: 14
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...Yo, Salim. Asalamu alaykum, my man. I like your poster: Death to America and all of the infidels who live there. That’s a good one, dog. What are we rioting about today, you ask? Fuck if I know, but I’m sure we have good reasons. Hey Hakim. What’s happening, dude? Nice effigy of President Bush you’r......
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by: John Scheck Posted: 8/23/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.89 Viewed: 1,240 Emailed: 3 Comments: 24
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...I don’t think that I am giving out any new information when I say that we live in a world rife with terror, disease, famine, war, and crime, as well as a host of natural disasters that can strike without warning. In fact, I found examples of each of those calamities in today’s newspaper—and all I re......
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by: John Scheck Posted: 3/20/08 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.88 Viewed: 9,936 Emailed: 5 Comments: 206
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...I think everyone will agree that freedom is a good thing. We should have lots and lots of freedom. However, you can't always get away with doing anything you want if it bothers someone else. It's like the old saying goes, your freedom to play the accordion ends where I get in range to hit you with a......
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by: John Scheck Posted: 5/8/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.87 Viewed: 1,380 Emailed: 5 Comments: 9
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...This test is designed to determine whether you are a true West Coast eco-hippie, or just someone stuck out here waiting for your court date on an assault charge. If you are an East Coast transplant and are wearing socks with sandals, it may already be too late to help you. Take this test to determin......
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by: John Scheck Posted: 4/3/08 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.85 Viewed: 8,780 Emailed: 1 Comments: 293
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...The self-help section of the bookstore is bursting with books on success. All of the self-proclaimed, self-help gurus offer to help you become some sort of enormous triumph. They claim that they can teach you to cope with being a winner. I'm no Tony Robbins but I don't think people need to be pre......
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by: John Scheck Posted: 5/10/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.81 Viewed: 1,569 Emailed: 17 Comments: 20
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...Do you see this bottle of water I’m drinking? It costs $3.99. I got it because it was the most expensive one in the store. I won’t put any of that other crap in my body. As you can see, the bottle isn’t even very big. It’s a half liter, whatever the hell that means; stupid French people. It has some......
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by: John Scheck Posted: 6/7/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.71 Viewed: 1,126 Emailed: 2 Comments: 5
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...I’ll be taking some time off as I recover from a botched nose job. The cute little button of a nose that came with the last surgery fell off the other day while I was swinging a five iron. My golf partner stepped on the old nose with his cleats so the surgical team had to construct a new one for me ......
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by: John Scheck Posted: 3/28/08 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.58 Viewed: 9,134 Emailed: 1 Comments: 194
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...Dudes in movies always get to say cool things that regular slobs like me can only dream about springing on people. Oh how I regret that day back in the high school guidance counselor's office when I chose "regular slob" instead of "movie star." How was I to know in 10th grade all of the things I w......
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by: John Scheck Posted: 9/13/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.56 Viewed: 781 Emailed: 0 Comments: 3
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...WASHINTON, D.C.—The Department of Homeland Security released a disturbing report yesterday concerning the safety of Americans. Created in the wake of 9/11, the job of the Department of Homeland Security is to guarantee the absolute safety of every single American—except Americans driving automobiles......
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