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Posted: 4/1/2008
Happy Useless Vagina Day, New York!
Shots Heard Round the World is part of a complete breakfast.
Now, an ire-inducing debate: more annoying - Red Sox Fans or Yankees Fans?
Justin Smith Shelton: SOX
My brother married into a Red Sox family two years ago and they fucked up my life. Every time I see him, I get to hear his new in-laws preach an endless barrage of Red Sox propaganda.
These transparent-skinned smug fuckers spit a never-ending diatribe of ego stroking, their voices forming a cacophony of sounds much like a...
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Posts: 2077 Rank: 7 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 4/1/2008 1:35:44 PM
It would be Red Sox fans. Those fucking chowdrheads never shut the fuck up. And if you're a Red Sox fan and not from New England then I can promise you that you won't get into heaven. It is the 8th deadly sin. The pope just fucking told me.
But, to be honest if the Yankees win the series this year then it will be back to them. At least right now they're talking about baseball. It's whoever has won lately. Fuck them both.
P.S. Let us never forget that George Mitchell of Mitchell Report fame works for the Red Sox. Fuckers
Posts: 1323 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 4/1/2008 1:51:43 PM
I think BoSox fans are worse. Here's why: Yankees fans are assholes, no doubt. Arguing against that would be like getting involved in a land war in Asia (or going against a Siscillian with death on the line). But at least they know they are assholes, are proud they are assholes, and are assholes about everything. They are assholes about driving, about how great their pizza is, and about how many hot girls they plow/how much they can bench.
Red Sox fans are only assholes about the Sox, and then act like you are just a "hater" if you don't agree. They are also some bougie (pronounced boosh-ee) New Englanders who think their shit don't stink just because they read books and are totally hip and liberal. Agreed, 2004 was magical. I was happy for them. But then they got shoved down my throat for the past 4 years as some sort of underdog even though they have the second highest payroll in baseball.
Posts: 1323 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 4/1/2008 2:26:23 PM
That is not allowed, Spart. We bitch and bitch and bitch for months about the lack of new articles, and then we get regular postings and you're taking your ball and going home? Fuck. That. You sit here and wait until this board stops talking about the article and just delves in random discussion like a good little puppy!
And another thing: where the hell has AB been?!?!?!
I checked your take on the other article regarding Curry, spot on per usual.
As for article I, like a sheep, follow the herd in blasting the originality, but will say I like neither and a big FU to Boston - it is called a farm system, try it.
How about a simple 'thank you' for Big Pappi, KG, Randy Moss, and (to a lesser extent) Manny Fernadez. You are not fucking welcome either. I was glad to see the Mets got Santana (looked good last night) and not Boston this time.
CJ, Baba and whomever else - here is your scouting report:
Adrian Peterson is freak with a good attitude, Justin Morneau is lacking some consistency in hitting but is no slouch - both of them should be free agents in three years or so.
Posts: 1323 Rank: 3 Joined:
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Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 4/1/2008 2:33:50 PM
Jesus you're retarded. Are the Yankees evil for spending the money that they earn? Did the Yankees purposefully let the Expos flounder because he knew a team in DC would make more money? Did the Yankees ignore steroids in baseball for decades then act appalled when they started showing up? Did the Yankees move their personally owned franchise from the tough AL Central into the dismal NL Central to make them more competitive and get a new stadium built? Did the Yankees keep the all time hits leader out of the hall of fame? No. That would be Bud Selig. He is evil. The Yankees are just assholes.
It's unjustified, generalities like that, with no back up whatsoever, that keeps Canada as nothing better than 'Merica's hat (enter list of how you guys gave Alanis Morisette and other whiney bitches here). You're dead to me, I will neither speak of nor to you any more. I SAID GOOD DAY!
Posts: 110 Rank: 131 Joined:
3/11/2008
Location:
London, ON
Posted: 4/1/2008 2:41:36 PM
The Dallas Cowboys are the primeval in professional sports because of two words: Jerry fucking Jones. He's smarmy, sleazy.....he wears goldchains and rings....I want to take a shower whenever I see that silly son of a bitch on the TV. I HATE that mother fucker. Using lawyers to bypass the salary cap? What the hell is that? And we all know how well behaved the ATHLETES were on this team the last two decades or so, right? America's apple pie sweethearts.
